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Old 07-02-2011, 01:51 PM
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You know those soap dispensers that come out as lather instead of gel lest we should have to rub our hands together slightly and make our own lather? I do not like these things. I do not like them in a boat nor with a goat nor in any other mode of transport or with any other form of livestock. I squirt that foamy blob into my hand and inevitably when I put my hands together some of it launches out and splatters onto my shirt and shorts like so many pieces of merengue in a pie eating contest. You can keep your lather and give me back my gel, Mr. Soap Dispenser Filler Man. It's the American way.

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Old 07-02-2011, 02:21 PM
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Old 07-02-2011, 02:30 PM
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So you've worked yourself into a lather because "they" won't let you make your own lather?



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Old 07-02-2011, 02:42 PM
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Me neither. I need a softball-sized glob of foam to get the job done. Gel>foam.
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Old 07-02-2011, 03:04 PM
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Agreed, my good man.
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Old 07-02-2011, 03:08 PM
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I squirt that foamy blob into my hand and inevitably when I put my hands together some of it launches out and splatters onto my shirt and shorts like so many pieces of merengue in a pie eating contest.

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Not only that, but I've found that the foam dissipates as I rub my hands together. It doesn't have as much substance as the gel that turns to lather as you rub.
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Old 07-02-2011, 03:34 PM
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Old 07-02-2011, 03:45 PM
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I feel that I must disagree, I love the foam stuff! It's much easier to rinse off, and IMO smells nicer. The problem only arises (for me) if one seal-claps when bringing ones hands together...
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Old 07-02-2011, 03:51 PM
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I feel that I must disagree, I love the foam stuff! It's much easier to rinse off, and IMO smells nicer. The problem only arises (for me) if one seal-claps when bringing ones hands together...
Exactly, is the OP a seal perhaps?
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Old 07-02-2011, 06:04 PM
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inevitably when I put my hands together some of it launches out and splatters onto my shirt and shorts like so many pieces of merengue in a pie eating contest.
I think you're just a bit too enthusiastic as you wash your hands. Lighten up man.
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Old 07-02-2011, 06:36 PM
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