I feel like I'm in that Kafka book, but slower.

[Marco A. Mayer]

Everyday that goes by, I look more and more like a monkey. Not a chimp, maybe one of these:



And I don't want to hear BS like:

Originally Posted by Mr. Smart*ss

Hey man it's puberty you get hair grown in strange places

because, honestly, I have the body of a (a bit slightly overweight, 6'2", 193 pounds) 20 year old. The problem is I look way more brute, like a dumb caveman. What should I do now?

[L-A]

I don't know.

I learnt to deal with the fact that I have golden wavy hair and a really kind-looking face, while I'm actually a know-it-all jerk.

[Thunderscreech]

Build a robot suit.

[MIJ-VI]

Manipulate other people's perceptions of your appearance to your advantage and view yourself as you really are in your head and in your heart.

Oh yeah. And get used to growing older.

[MEKer]

Do nothing.

I have a simian problem, I mean similar problem to yours.
I am, so I have been told, really handsome and the epitome of a manly man in every way and when I am in public girls gasp and try to touch me. I get panties thrown in my face in public---warm ones.

It is embarrassing and I hate it.

But I...sigh...put up with it and drive on as though nothing is the matter. You should do the same.

Life is a bee-otch. Suck it up.




but I will admit you are one ugly f*#^&r.

[PSPookie]

Originally Posted by Marco A. Mayer

. . . because, honestly, I have the body of a (a bit slightly overweight, 6'2", 193 pounds) 20 year old. The problem is I look way more brute, like a dumb caveman. What should I do now?

Use you appearance of age to buy beer for yourself and your friends. Profit.

[Yerf Dog]

Originally Posted by Marco A. Mayer

The problem is I look way more brute, like a dumb caveman. What should I do now?

Geico commercial FTW!

[Marco A. Mayer]

Originally Posted by PSPookie

Use you appearance of age to buy beer for yourself and your friends. Profit.

I already do that. Thank god you don't always need to show ID here to buy booze.

[username n/a]

Are we talking about that book where the dude's a bug?

[Deluge Of Sound]

Warning, Rock Opera content:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_dFpKZo54w