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Old 06-17-2008, 01:41 PM
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I find it hard not to laugh...........

when a stranger in the mens restroom at a urinal decides pass gas loudly while I am in the restroom. The older the person, the harder it is to control myself.


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when a girl in my public speaking class decides to give a presentation on her love of winnie the pooh.

"I have pooh on my bathroom towels, every morning I wake up and rub pooh on my face."


I was the only one laughing, and I was cracking up, pounding the desk, gasping for air. It was wonderfully embarrassing. I should note this was for a COLLEGE class... who's really the immature one in the situation, the guy laughing at the poop jokes or the girl giving a lecture on her love of winnie the pooh for college credit. She HAD to be doing it on purpose though, it was too perfect.
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Ok, it's the dude from the Family Feud and some guy that looks like Tommy Lee Jones with the Bob Barker Microphone.

I have NO clue what that is?
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when a white kid is dressed like a thug, and getting in his mommys BMW.
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Ok, it's the dude from the Family Feud and some guy that looks like Tommy Lee Jones with the Bob Barker Microphone.

I have NO clue what that is?
It's the host of The Match Game!

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when a white kid is dressed like a thug, and getting in his mommys BMW.
You've been to my town?

It's all too common. Or the kids who break into their friend's houses when they are on vacation with their family.. just 'cause they can...

gotta love that upper-class youth sense of entitlement.
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Ok, it's the dude from the Family Feud and some guy that looks like Tommy Lee Jones with the Bob Barker Microphone.

I have NO clue what that is?
Match Game... a debased cocktail hour disguised as a game show.

In the picture, it's Gene Rayburn (mic), Joan Collins, Richard Dawson, and judging fron the back of her head, I'd say maybe Patti Deutsch. I see that Avery Schreiber was a guest that week as well. No doubt the other two on the top row were Brett Somers and Charles Nelson Reilly.

(as a kid this was my favorite game show)

EDIT (To stay on topic): I find it hard not to laugh when I am reminded of Match Game.
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That picture deserves it own photoshop thread. Good lord
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when a girl in my public speaking class decides to give a presentation on her love of winnie the pooh.

"I have pooh on my bathroom towels, every morning I wake up and rub pooh on my face."


I was the only one laughing, and I was cracking up, pounding the desk, gasping for air. It was wonderfully embarrassing. I should note this was for a COLLEGE class... who's really the immature one in the situation, the guy laughing at the poop jokes or the girl giving a lecture on her love of winnie the pooh for college credit. She HAD to be doing it on purpose though, it was too perfect.

That is the most epic thing I've read all day!
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"Howdeeee folks! Names Gard, and welkim to Rossscoh Gee-tahrs. We got sum uv theeze here geetars in all kin's uv perty kuh-lers, like this here plain wun. Why look, it e-vin soundz perty when I play it. Sorry 'bout just wearin' me undies, the wife is washin my jeans and t-shirt right now. I washed this here bow-tie myself in that there sink tho. The hat? He, he, I never take that durn thing off.....never. The boots? They belong to Pappie. Since he be sleepin right bout now, I git to wear 'em till he done git's up."

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I find it hard not to laugh.....

when at work I take a bit of dried up glue from an apple box, rub it in some dirt, and stick it just below my nostril. Its about half the size of an eraser and it looks JUST like a giant booger. Then I go out and serve customers. Often they scratch the bottom of their nose, trying to signal me that 'I have a little something on my upper lip'. Of course, I pretend I dont know what they mean. This works brilliantly with fellow employees too.

Its very hard not to laugh. Anything to break-up the work place monotony!
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