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Old 01-26-2008, 01:36 PM
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I had to share....

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So I'm standing in the kitchen behind the island flapping my gums about something i read on here...my wife walks over to me and puts her fingers on my lips (in other words shut-up about that damn Bass board) and says,"Sshhhh I have a use for this and it ain't talkin!" so I lean in for a kiss and she says,"It ain't kissing either...!"

so here i am sharing a couple three hours later....

anybody else like their women to be direct and be agressive for a change? Lord knows I do....lol

this post will probably get me suspended...lol
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Women who know what they want are attractive. Sounds like you've been having fun.
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Wait... You didn't explain what happened.

Did you guys build a snowman?
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Old 01-26-2008, 01:49 PM
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Nice one mate

Its a good feeling when that happens
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Women who know what they want are attractive. Sounds like you've been having fun.
Thats it exactly!.... you said it exactly unfortunately she only gets this way about once a month...lol usually a few days before her aunt comes to visit...lol
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nope....just one of the advantages of being in a long term relationship...lol
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uh no thats her department...lol (until she reads this!)
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Good for you man. I miss having someone who would take charge from time to time.
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No, no, no. He's in Texas. Most likely she needed him to inflate a small wading pool.

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No, no, no. He's in Texas. Most likely she needed him to inflate a small wading pool.

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I guess another possibility is that she has defective salivary glands and needs him to pre-chew her food before he spits it into her mouth for easier digestion. Just a thought.

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I guess another possibility is that she has defective salivary glands and needs him to pre-chew her food before he spits it into her mouth for easier digestion. Just a thought.

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One could say that's pre-chewed food for thought.
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