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09-09-2009, 08:12 PM
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Just kidding, i know that's blasphemy on here.
Anyway, i want to try something we did in a literature class of mine. State 3 things, 2 of them lies, 1 true. and then other people try to figure out which is true. I'll start.
1. I hate bacon
2. I have one eye
3. Bob Dylan is my step-uncle
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09-09-2009, 08:28 PM
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09-09-2009, 08:34 PM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | | I love bacon.
I love bacon.
I hate bacon.
Take a stab at which one is the lie. | 
09-09-2009, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by CBgaragebassist Just kidding, i know that's blasphemy on here.
Anyway, i want to try something we did in a literature class of mine. State 3 things, 2 of them lies, 1 true. and then other people try to figure out which is true. I'll start.
1. I hate bacon
2. I have one eye
3. Bob Dylan is my step-uncle | Question? Is your nickname "winky"
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09-09-2009, 08:42 PM
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3)I sold my coffee and espresso equipment for an I.V. rig to more intimately experience the wonder that is coffee.
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09-09-2009, 08:49 PM
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09-09-2009, 08:54 PM
|  | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Close to Los Angeles, CA | | | 1. The following sentence is true.
2. The previous statement was false.
3. Statement 2 was false. | 
09-09-2009, 09:09 PM
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They are the eggmen.
I am the walrus. Koo koo kachoo | 
09-09-2009, 09:23 PM
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2. I smoked coffee
3. I like to make up crazy stuff that sounds true and talk about like i really did it.
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09-09-2009, 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Chunk-O-Funk I am the eggman.
They are the eggmen.
I am the walrus. Koo koo kachoo | Brilliant. 
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09-09-2009, 09:31 PM
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09-09-2009, 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Chunk-O-Funk I am the eggman.
They are the eggmen.
I am the walrus. Koo koo kachoo | 1. Eggmen are extinct.
2. No one alive could possibly be an eggman.
3. Hence, you are indeed the walrus (koo-koo-kachu, etc.).
And you forgot the woos.
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09-09-2009, 11:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Chunk-O-Funk I am the eggman.
They are the eggmen.
I am the walrus. Koo koo kachoo | 1. you are not Dr. Robotnik
2. There's more than one Dr. Robotnik?
3. You aren't a walrus. They can't internet or act like birds.
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09-09-2009, 11:53 PM
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09-10-2009, 04:11 AM
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09-10-2009, 07:12 AM
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Originally Posted by WookieeForLife Why isn't anyone answering the 2 truths one lie? | I thought it was one truth and two lies? | 
09-10-2009, 07:21 AM
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Originally Posted by DesertCreature 1. Eggmen are extinct.
2. No one alive could possibly be an eggman.
3. Hence, you are indeed the walrus (koo-koo-kachu, etc.).
And you forgot the woos. |
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09-10-2009, 04:07 PM
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09-10-2009, 04:09 PM
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09-10-2009, 04:14 PM
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