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Old 09-09-2009, 08:12 PM
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Just kidding, i know that's blasphemy on here.
Anyway, i want to try something we did in a literature class of mine. State 3 things, 2 of them lies, 1 true. and then other people try to figure out which is true. I'll start.
1. I hate bacon
2. I have one eye
3. Bob Dylan is my step-uncle
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Old 09-09-2009, 08:28 PM
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Old 09-09-2009, 08:34 PM
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I love bacon.
I love bacon.
I hate bacon.

Take a stab at which one is the lie.
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Old 09-09-2009, 08:37 PM
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Just kidding, i know that's blasphemy on here.
Anyway, i want to try something we did in a literature class of mine. State 3 things, 2 of them lies, 1 true. and then other people try to figure out which is true. I'll start.
1. I hate bacon
2. I have one eye
3. Bob Dylan is my step-uncle
Question? Is your nickname "winky"
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Old 09-09-2009, 08:42 PM
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Old 09-09-2009, 08:49 PM
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1. The following sentence is true.
2. The previous statement was false.
3. Statement 2 was false.
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Old 09-09-2009, 09:09 PM
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I am the eggman.
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I am the walrus. Koo koo kachoo
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Old 09-09-2009, 09:25 PM
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I am the eggman.
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I am the walrus. Koo koo kachoo
Brilliant.
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Old 09-09-2009, 09:31 PM
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I am the eggman.
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I am the walrus. Koo koo kachoo
1. Eggmen are extinct.
2. No one alive could possibly be an eggman.
3. Hence, you are indeed the walrus (koo-koo-kachu, etc.).

And you forgot the woos.
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Old 09-09-2009, 11:30 PM
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I am the eggman.
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I am the walrus. Koo koo kachoo
1. you are not Dr. Robotnik
2. There's more than one Dr. Robotnik?
3. You aren't a walrus. They can't internet or act like birds.
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Old 09-09-2009, 11:53 PM
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Old 09-10-2009, 04:11 AM
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Why isn't anyone answering the 2 truths one lie?
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Why isn't anyone answering the 2 truths one lie?
I thought it was one truth and two lies?
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Old 09-10-2009, 07:21 AM
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1. Eggmen are extinct.
2. No one alive could possibly be an eggman.
3. Hence, you are indeed the walrus (koo-koo-kachu, etc.).

And you forgot the woos.



If it's proof you want.
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You hate bacon?......but, it's bacon!
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