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08-09-2009, 12:51 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Metro Detroit, Michigan | | | I hate my co-workers!
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I seriously hate waking up every morning and working with these people. Let me tell you about them.
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yea, okay, she is pretty hot, but she is so damn useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks. She is too afraid to lift anything because she thinks she will break a nail.
The next chick is the complete opposite. She might be one of the smartest people on the planet, but yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale from 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves. She always has this sarcastic tone when you try and tell her to do something.
But the jewel of them all is this 22-year-old hippie. He is baked before, after, and probably during work. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's and to make things worse he brings his dog to work. Every day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from all of the second hand smoke. This kid constantly takes way too long for a lunch break.
Anyway, I drive these idiots around in my van and we solve mysteries and crap.
Last edited by KeithBMI : 08-09-2009 at 12:55 AM.
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08-09-2009, 12:53 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | | But you have lovely blonde hair........................and a nice ascot.
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08-09-2009, 01:10 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: West Side SA | | | unce unce, where do you work??
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08-09-2009, 03:08 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: New Delhi, India | | | no pic no hot co-worker!
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08-09-2009, 04:21 AM
|  | Working on successful. Got the first syllable... | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Huddinge, Sweden | | 
Now, what do I win?
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08-09-2009, 04:41 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Boston, MA | | | You should have left the last line out... be more fun.
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08-09-2009, 05:30 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Belgium | | I didn't knew Keith was blond.  |
08-09-2009, 12:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Metro Detroit, Michigan | | Quote:
Originally Posted by NJL unce unce, where do you work?? | *woooosh*
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08-09-2009, 03:26 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Jacksonville and Pensacola, FL | | | You seriously had me until the very last line. Then I almost died laughing.
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08-09-2009, 03:38 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Massachusetts USA | | | That was awesome!
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08-09-2009, 03:49 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College Station, Texas | | I got fooled |
08-09-2009, 03:53 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | | Hey Keith, nice....kerchief...*snikker*
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08-09-2009, 04:10 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia | | | What else would you expect?
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08-09-2009, 05:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Anaheim, Ca. | | | You had me totally going... yeah, all the way to the end.. Nice con job man. |
08-09-2009, 05:35 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Columbus, Ohio | | | Hilarious!!! The last line brought me to tears. Post of the year!
BTW, I'm stealing this and putting it on my facebook page.
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08-09-2009, 11:10 PM
| | | Good one,telling that to my girlfriend now |
08-09-2009, 11:17 PM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | | Got a smile out of me. I'm a gonna go solve some mysteries like right now. |
08-09-2009, 11:59 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | Translation. I don't have a job and I drive the unce unce fail truck that can only carry one passenger due to the fact that it's lowered and the back part of the cab is occupied by a subwoofer. When not driving around with the unce unce music keith's sitting at home eating the dog biscuits in his underwear while pretending that they're scooby snacks. |
08-10-2009, 06:53 AM
| | | | I totally disagree with Velma being a 0. She is the unspoken hottie of cartoon females.
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08-10-2009, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Translation. I don't have a job and I drive the unce unce fail truck that can only carry one passenger due to the fact that it's lowered and the back part of the cab is occupied by a subwoofer. When not driving around with the unce unce music keith's sitting at home eating the dog biscuits in his underwear while pretending that they're scooby snacks. | This.
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