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12-10-2010, 08:14 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | I have been emasculated...
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figuratively.
Last night I had to run to CVS to fill my prescription. While there I get a call from the wife and I did what NO man should ever have to do.... NO MAN!!
I purchased a package of feminine sanitary products.  
Leave me alone. I feel so...so....unmanly. So cheap and used.
There was one man rule that I lived by - it is ok to push the boundaries of manly behavior if the ultimate goal was tail. There 'aint no happy touchdowns when you're buying feminine sanitary products, brother. At least not for a little while. I have failed.
Quick, someone say something to make me feel better.
Now get off my lawn
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12-10-2010, 08:16 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Tustin, CA | | Don't worry. I've long since given up the privilege of being able to say "NO!" to the naughty aisle of the drug store. Once you give in to the inevitable, you find that you are in a much more peaceful place. Pride is overrated. Welcome, brother 
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12-10-2010, 08:26 AM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | oh dear god, no!! Not you too!??
WHat ARE THEY DOING TO US!??????
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12-10-2010, 08:26 AM
|  | One lab accident away from being a supervillain | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Powder Springs, Ga | | Welcome, brother. You have overcome embarasment and shame in order to help your wife. Who knows, there could always be a grilled cheese sammich in it for you.
And then there's retribution: 
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12-10-2010, 08:28 AM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | Relax man.... Bring her some herbal tea and pamprin.
Dave Foley has a much better attitude than you do: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cot8-WEZxOM
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12-10-2010, 08:31 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Tustin, CA | | Pookie is right...I had my wife get me some beer, chips and Tinactin yesterday. I don't know how well n00dy mags would have gone over though.
Oh, and BTW.......
*emasculated 
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Originally Posted by Phalex I'm happy for you, and Imma let you finish, but Princess Leia was the best hologram of ALL TIME!!!! | |
12-10-2010, 08:34 AM
| | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony
*emasculated |
Well Played. I was kinda hoping Codycaz was going to jump on that first though. That woulda been ironical and junk!
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12-10-2010, 08:34 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | hell, back in the day My Wife used to buy the condoms. She had preferences...
Least I could do was buy the "corks" now and again.  Anything to keep Aunt Flo at bay.
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12-10-2010, 08:36 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Tustin, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Phalex Well Played. I was kinda hoping Codycaz was going to jump on that first though. That woulda been ironical and junk! | I didn't want to be the one to do it, but the grammatical error was killing me inside!
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12-10-2010, 08:43 AM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony I didn't want to be the one to do it, but the grammatical error was killing me inside! | What huh? what are you talking about?
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12-10-2010, 08:58 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Tustin, CA | | | Oh, you sneaky little basstuhd you...
btw, explain your avatar.
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12-10-2010, 08:59 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Istanbul | | Next time she's out ask her to bring beers and rent a ridicilous action movie.That should set the score.
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12-10-2010, 10:31 AM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony
btw, explain your avatar.
| Not much to explain, it just sorta speaks for itself.
What the hell it's saying I have no clue. Quote:
Originally Posted by machine gewehr Next time she's out ask her to bring beers and rent a ridicilous action movie.That should set the score. | Yes, she'll come back with wine coolers and some random Hugh Grant chick-flick.
Do you know how many wine coolers it would take to catch enough of a buzz that would allow me to tolerate a Hugh Grant pic?? 
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12-10-2010, 10:38 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Winnipeg,Siberia | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Relic figuratively.
Last night I had to run to CVS to fill my perscription. While there I get a call from the wife and I did what NO man should ever have to do.... NO MAN!!
I purchased a package of feminine sanitary products.
Take my man card. Just take it. Now Leave me alone. I feel so...so....unmanly. So cheap and used.
There was one man rule that I lived by - it is ok to push the boundaries of manly behavior if the ultimate goal was tail. There 'aint no happy touchdowns when you're buying feminine sanitary products, brother. At least not for a little while. I have failed.
Quick, someone say something to make me feel better.
Now get off my lawn | i think you may have violated joisey state law.....the boys up in rahway will not be as forgiving as some here.... 
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12-10-2010, 10:41 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Tampa, Florida, US | | | One of my favorite things to do is to walk down the feminine products aisle when my lady friends have asked me to get something for them and walk up to random women asking what their experiences with said product were. Good, bad, or even.
The looks are priceless.
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12-10-2010, 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by macaroni tony Oh, and BTW.......
*emasculated | But you're okay with "perscription"?
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12-10-2010, 10:45 AM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | as long as they're not for you, I see no problem. pride=dead weight
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12-10-2010, 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by sloasdaylight One of my favorite things to do is to walk down the feminine products aisle when my lady friends have asked me to get something for them and walk up to random women asking what their experiences with said product were. Good, bad, or even.
The looks are priceless. | Buy fifty feet of soft clothesline and a dozen large condoms. Even at Walmart they look at you funny.
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12-10-2010, 10:47 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Tustin, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by mid_life_crisis But you're okay with "perscription"? | I can let some things slide...but the thread title was kind of blatant
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12-10-2010, 10:51 AM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by mid_life_crisis But you're okay with "perscription"? | shut up! just shut up!
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