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Old 11-12-2008, 02:07 AM
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I just can't title this thread...

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a good title would be FAIL
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Old 11-12-2008, 02:21 AM
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How about:

"Eternal life for sale, no refunds"
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Old 11-12-2008, 02:25 AM
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Hi.

Perhaps:

A 69 Year old billionaire wearing pigtails and miniskirt granted an eternal life.



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one of the biggest fails in the history of fails
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Wow, I gotta go into Feng Shui.
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Wow, I gotta go into Feng Shui.
It's fantastic and will greatly extend your life. I can teach you all about it. All you have to do is turn over all of your worldy posessions to me.

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If she believed she was receiving eternal life, why would you give him everything in your will?

Maybe I'm missing something, but if a man says you'll live forever and you write a document that says he can have all of your money when you die... not really in his best interests to hold up his end of the bargain, eh?
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Feng Shui guy is probably just feeling peachy right now.
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a good title would be FAIL
See I thought this too, but then I thought about the perspective of the feng shui dude would be total WIN. So I just backed away real slowly from this thread.
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are there no good Win / Fail pics?

there should be
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I think it's better than this girl who injected herself cooking oil.
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It must be international stupid day today.
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It must be international stupid day today.
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I think she's going to be disappointed.
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Old 11-13-2008, 12:07 AM
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Leaving everything she owned to a fraudster in exchange for eternal life obviously seemed like a good idea to her at the time, despite the obvious contradictions. I daresay she's not the first.

It will be interesting to see how this case pans out, and also maybe test cases in other countries from bereaved relatives who have lost out while others benefit from changed wills.

There was case over here a few months ago involving a wealthy lady land owner, some animal charity (iirc) and two very unhappy daughters who'd been left next to nothing when the old lady died.
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