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06-22-2010, 01:05 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | I just had *THE TALK* w/my 11-yr-old son
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It was easy- we were driving, flipping a U-turn when we noticed a couple of dogs going at it right in the street. The following conversation followed:
Son: Did you see those two dogs?
Me: Yeah- they were makin' babies. The male dog puts his boy-part into the female dog's girl-parts, and leaves some stuff inside her. Then the sperm cells get into the egg, & you know the biological part, right?
Son: Yeah...
Me: It's pretty much the same for people, except we usually don't do it in the middle of the street. Not usually... 
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06-22-2010, 01:13 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Omicron Persei 8 | | Hopefully your 11 year-old son already knows this . |
06-22-2010, 01:13 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toronto, ON | | | Yeah, I don't recommend reading the "Paul McCartney Guide to Lovemaking" either...
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06-22-2010, 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by sarcastro83 Yeah, I don't recommend reading the "Paul McCartney Guide to Lovemaking" either... | ...why don't we d-d-d-d-do it in the road...
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06-22-2010, 01:28 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Iowa | | way to take advantage of a "teachable moment!" Quote:
Originally Posted by sarcastro83 Yeah, I don't recommend reading the "Paul McCartney Guide to Lovemaking" either... | no one will be watching us....
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06-22-2010, 01:34 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: St. Louis // St. Charles, MO | | | Now I've got to go driving around looking for dogs in the act... great...
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06-22-2010, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by tZer Now I've got to go driving around looking for dogs in the act... great... | Education is so important, it's worth the effort, don't give up, you'll understand how it all works one day...
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06-22-2010, 01:37 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Oregon | | | I saw some dogs shaggin today as well , right off the freeway.
The cool thing about kids nowadays they pretty much know it all, who knows when or where they learned it but it amazes me. |
06-22-2010, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by A-Step-Towards I saw some dogs shaggin today as well , right off the freeway.
The cool thing about kids nowadays they pretty much know it all, who knows when or where they learned it but it amazes me. | The word shaggin fits too perfect with your avatar. |
06-22-2010, 01:39 PM
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06-22-2010, 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by karrot-x Hopefully your 11 year-old son already knows this . | Well, he knows the scientific side but I could tell from the look on his face that he'd very likely never seen triple-X hardcore dog action like that before(we live in town- farms are a great thing for this kind of educational moment). And I agree most 11-yr-olds know what we're talking about, but my kids are a bit sheltered(half-intentionally, half moreless through coincidence- but PLEASE, let's not debate the pros & cons of our particular child-rearing beliefs- we're doing the best we can). 
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06-22-2010, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by username n/a I never got the talk. | Apparently your parents were concerned you might use that information, therefore for the safety of all involved, it was deemed best you not know.
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06-22-2010, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by username n/a I never got the talk. | From what I gather, you drive around until you see dogs doing it, bang a u-turn...
How I ended up with two kids is a complete mystery... There must be more to it...
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06-22-2010, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by username n/a I never got the talk. | PM Bassteban; he'll straighten you out.
Bassteban, nice fathering there. You're done for the day. Go hit the showers and grab yourself a beer.
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06-22-2010, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by PSPookie PM Bassteban; he'll straighten you out.
Bassteban, nice fathering there. You're done for the day. Go hit the showers and grab yourself a beer. | Yeah, beer in the shower! You know that's almost as good as beer in a slide in the swimming pool. |
06-22-2010, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by username n/a I never got the talk. | Good. The last thing the world needs is Username Jr.
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06-22-2010, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by CapnSev Good. The last thing the world needs is Username Jr. | I ain't tellin' that boy NUTHIN.
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06-22-2010, 01:46 PM
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06-22-2010, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by username n/a I never got the talk. | Some people just aren't made for the gene pool. That's why they invented abstinence and monasteries. |
06-22-2010, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Muusers The word shaggin fits too perfect with your avatar. | and my chest hair. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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