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03-06-2010, 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by tom once dead  Also to prove my Australianism, I've been stung by an irukandji jellyfish before, while snorkelling at an island looking at stingrays. | |
03-06-2010, 07:44 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Québec | | | But do you really LOVE chinese food , or just like it? |
03-06-2010, 07:52 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Listowel/KW Ontario | | | You have to add "in bed" to the end of every fortune cookie. Therefore, you love Chinese food in bed.
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03-06-2010, 08:09 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: QLD, Australia | | | Its better than getting one that says 'You will tip waiter'
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03-06-2010, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Simo98 Its better than getting one that says 'You will tip waiter' | What would a waiter be doing in my bed?
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Originally Posted by Tommygunn Eh... I don't know much bout him anyways. I'd think the flecktones mainstream.... | |
03-06-2010, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by SpamBot What would a waiter be doing in my bed? | Looking for his tip of course. |
03-06-2010, 08:16 PM
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03-06-2010, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by TheDarkReaver Looking for his tip of course. | What kind of tip? 
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03-06-2010, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by username n/a What kind of tip? |
I used to say 'I don't tip, I shaft'
FUNNY, huh?
I once got a fortune that said 'You are about to make a very profitable transaction...'
[in bed]
I haven't- yet. 
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03-06-2010, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by bassteban I used to say 'I don't tip, I shaft'
FUNNY, huh? | So the waiter is in your bed looking for a tip, but instead you shaft him? |
03-06-2010, 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by TheDarkReaver So the waiter is in your bed looking for a tip, but instead you shaft him? |
No, no- not HIM...
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03-06-2010, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by SpamBot What would a waiter be doing in my bed? | Sorry, Waitress.
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Originally Posted by Stigs I could never get past anything involving exponents, atheists don't believe in higher powers. | |
03-06-2010, 08:51 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Eh? | | | Well at least, if she's looking for tip, you can say it's purely professional.
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Originally Posted by tom once dead Also to prove my Australianism, I've been stung by an irukandji jellyfish before, while snorkelling at an island looking at stingrays. | |
03-07-2010, 04:22 AM
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EDIT: [in bed]
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03-07-2010, 04:47 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | I got one that said: "Send help, I'm being held against my will in a fortune cookie factory!!"
Not really... just thought it sounded funny.
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03-07-2010, 04:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Relic "Send help, I'm being held against my will in a fortune cookie factory!!" | Why don't they all say this!
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Originally Posted by Stigs I could never get past anything involving exponents, atheists don't believe in higher powers. | |
03-07-2010, 05:41 AM
|  | I hate. | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: The state of denial. | | | I have, on no less than three occasions, received the following fortune: The first love, and last love, is self-love. Seriously.
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03-07-2010, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Smurf-o-Deth I have, on no less than three occasions, received the following fortune: The first love, and last love, is self-love. Seriously. | In bed?  |
03-07-2010, 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Relic "Send help, I'm being held [in bed] against my will in a fortune cookie factory!!" |
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Originally Posted by tom once dead Also to prove my Australianism, I've been stung by an irukandji jellyfish before, while snorkelling at an island looking at stingrays. | |
03-07-2010, 08:56 AM
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