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Old 11-30-2008, 03:21 AM
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I love my country, but I hate the people in it :(

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I love mexico, but god, why everytime I go out I have to give someone money to take care of my car???
Today, there was nobody to take care of the cars, and what happens??? I get to my car, and the door is broken, the mirrors and my stereo are gone!!!! what the f%$& is wrong with this people!!!
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Dude, that totally sucks. You should invest in a midget to protect your car whenever you're not near it. So like if somebody tries to jack your **** the midget will beat them with a baseball bat.
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Old 11-30-2008, 03:41 AM
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I beleive midget protection is effective, but way too expensive!
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Old 11-30-2008, 03:57 AM
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You obviously need thief protection in your car, and 20 pounds of C4 in your trunk, wired to that thief protection.
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Old 11-30-2008, 04:02 AM
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ohhh I forgot to say... I have thief protection in my car...
I may need that C4, but what the hell, I'll lose the entire car instead of the stereo and the mirrors
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mexican thiefs
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Old 11-30-2008, 04:26 AM
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if you hate the people in your country why would you love the country?
for the government?
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Old 11-30-2008, 05:33 AM
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Dude, that totally sucks. You should invest in a midget to protect your car whenever you're not near it. So like if somebody tries to jack your **** the midget will beat them with a baseball bat.
Or a Rottweiler.
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Or a Rottweiler.
Yuore a monster! leaving a poor poopy on a car the midget is way better!
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Old 11-30-2008, 06:00 AM
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Try parking a car in Camden New Jersey. You'll appreciate your country all over again, trust me.
I hear you though, that does suck..
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Old 11-30-2008, 06:15 AM
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Get one of these,put it in the trunk,face it to the driver seat,wire it to the front seats.When some one triggers the "front seat".....

You'll have some damage to your car but you'll build a reputation so no one will ever try that to your car again.

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You'll have some damage to your car but you'll build a reputation so no one will ever try that to your car again.
Same thing could be said of my C4 idea.
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Old 11-30-2008, 06:22 AM
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Same thing could be said of my C4 idea.
C4 will blow the car away,mg42 will only damage it a bit.
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Old 11-30-2008, 07:28 AM
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maybe you can automate one of these? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDrzMGdYWZc
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Old 11-30-2008, 07:33 AM
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I thought all the Mexican scoundrels moved here to the US ??
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An angry midget with a rottweiller that has a tug toy made from c4 explosives is the only answer.
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Old 11-30-2008, 08:58 AM
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An angry midget with a rottweiller that has a tug toy made from c4 explosives is the only answer.
My tug toy has a heat seeking warhead
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