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04-14-2008, 08:32 PM
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in the fall ill be playing trombone in the jazz band at the community college i go to.
dont know what chair ill play but it will be fun. 
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04-14-2008, 08:33 PM
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TROMBONE!? | 
04-14-2008, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by santucci218 WOOOOOO
TROMBONE!? | yes trombone. 
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04-14-2008, 08:37 PM
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04-14-2008, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark Wilson How do you play jazz?   | what kind of question is this?
the same way you play jazz on any instrument. 
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04-14-2008, 08:46 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pittsburgh | | | you wank around and play out of key? | 
04-14-2008, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by santucci218 you wank around and play out of key? | yes but in key. 
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04-14-2008, 08:48 PM
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04-14-2008, 08:54 PM
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04-14-2008, 08:55 PM
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04-14-2008, 08:55 PM
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Originally Posted by dinghy So this makes you a tromboner? | a big one 
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04-14-2008, 08:59 PM
|  | Layin' Down Time Endorsing Artist: Roscoe Guitars Moderator | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Omaha, Nebraska | | | It was the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their names and what their fathers did for a living.
The first little girl said, "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."
The next little boy said, "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."
It was then little Johnny's turn and he said "My name is Johnny and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."
The teacher gasped and quickly moved on, but later, in the school yard, the teacher approached Johnny privately and asked if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
Little Johnny blushed and said, "Nah, he's really a jazz trombone player but I was just too embarrassed to say so."
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04-14-2008, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Pacman It was the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their names and what their fathers did for a living.
The first little girl said, "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."
The next little boy said, "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."
It was then little Johnny's turn and he said "My name is Johnny and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."
The teacher gasped and quickly moved on, but later, in the school yard, the teacher approached Johnny privately and asked if it was really true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.
Little Johnny blushed and said, "Nah, he's really a jazz trombone player but I was just too embarrassed to say so." | 
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04-14-2008, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by jonathan_matos5 what kind of question is this?
the same way you play jazz on any instrument.  | I kid. I'm at school for jazz. | 
04-14-2008, 09:02 PM
|  | Moderator Endorsing Artist: Levy's Leathers Moderator | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Toronto/Niagara Falls, Ontario | | Anyway, why do Trombone players hate the playground?
They can't swing and they blame it on the slide  | 
04-14-2008, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark Wilson I kid. I'm at school for jazz. | they play jazz in canada? 
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04-14-2008, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by jonathan_matos5 they play jazz in canada?  |
They just read it!!! 
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04-14-2008, 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by jonathan_matos5 they play jazz in canada?  | yea. us Canadians have a little bit to do with Jazz.  | 
04-14-2008, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark Wilson Anyway, why do Trombone players hate the playground?
They can't swing and they blame it on the slide  | 
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04-14-2008, 09:25 PM
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Some trombone fun for ya... I'm also a trombonist, the slide is the funniest in my opinion. That and I just love that greasy hot gliss sound XD
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