>.< I might be going to court as a witness.

[Fassa Albrecht]

This is weird. A few days ago I was given a call from the police and it's now looking likely I'm going to be called as a prosecution witness.

Has anyone here gone to court as witness? What should I expect will happen?

[Deluge Of Sound]

I think it'll be a lot easier than going to court as a defendant.

[Fassa Albrecht]

Originally Posted by Deluge Of Sound

I think it'll be a lot easier than going to court as a defendant.

There have been times in my life when that was a possibility.

[Phalex]

Originally Posted by Fassa Albrecht

Has anyone here gone to court as witness?

I didn't see nuthin!

[bassteban]

If you can somehow work the Shergold vomitting incident into your interview, they will likely drop you.

[hover]

Originally Posted by bassteban

If you can somehow work the Shergold vomitting incident into your interview, they will likely drop you.

Yeah, don't deny it either. They can dust for vomit you know.

[sarcastro83]

Whatever you do, don't throw acid in the face of the District Attorney. If comic books have taught me anything, it's that this is an extremely bad idea.

/Batman reference.

On a slightly more serious note, in the event of any portions of the trial becoming televised, your face will probably be obscured by a blue dot, and your voice will be over-dubbed by Steve Allen. Aye carumba!!!

/retardedly obscure Simpsons reference.

[Relic]

Originally Posted by sarcastro83

Whatever you do, don't throw acid in the face of the District Attorney. If comic books have taught me anything, it's that this is an extremely bad idea.

/Batman reference.

Vomiting on the DA is also not a good idea.

[Fassa Albrecht]

Originally Posted by bassteban

If you can somehow work the Shergold vomitting incident into your interview, they will likely drop you.

Oh ha ha very funny! Not!

[Horny Toad]

/Fassa motion sickness reference

[Fassa Albrecht]

Originally Posted by Jon P. Soifer

*pics*

/Fassa motion sickness reference

Me and moving pictures doen't agree....I'm going dizzy.

[KeithBMI]

What did you witness?

[Fassa Albrecht]

Originally Posted by KeithBMI

What did you witness?

A mugging and assault.

[bassteban]

Originally Posted by Fassa Albrecht

Oh ha ha very funny! Not!

No, I'm serious. Trials are for the most part very boring, unlike on TV. I would NOT want to give up my TB time just to do my civic duty. So when it looks like you might have to actually do this, remember what I said. You can thank me later.

[Vorago]

I once had to point out pictures at the police HQ, quite hilarious to see that the research unit of the cops had to work in the old gym hall of the building

[Fassa Albrecht]

Originally Posted by bassteban

No, I'm serious. Trials are for the most part very boring, unlike on TV. I would NOT want to give up my TB time just to do my civic duty. So when it looks like you might have to actually do this, remember what I said. You can thank me later.

Unfortunately I might have to go..

[Phalex]

Originally Posted by Fassa Albrecht

A mugging and assault.

Is the alleged perpetrator a family member??

[Fassa Albrecht]

Originally Posted by Phalex

Is the alleged perpetrator a family member??

Nope!

[bassteban]

Originally Posted by Fassa Albrecht

Unfortunately I might have to go..

OK- so here's what you do: Wait for a lull/pause in the converastion, then giggle to yourself just a bit, looking off in the distance as if you just recalled something quite funny. When they ask you 'What's so funny..?' Well, there you go.

[bassteban]

Originally Posted by Phalex

Is the alleged perpetrator a family member??

What about the actual perp?