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02-01-2008, 03:40 PM
| | | | I need advice...this is embarrassing
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Okay... I've got a little bit of a situation on my hands. It's pretty embarrassing and I don't know if I should even be posting this here but I really need some advice.
I'll make this short and sweet.
I'm 19, just got a new girlfriend and I can't "get it up."
This isn't supposed to happen at 19! It's not that I'm nervous or anything like that. I have been drinking a lot of alcohol recently, but it happens when I'm sober as well.
I'm sorry if this thread is inappropriate but I'm desperate for advice! This situation is taking a toll on my ego....
How do I fix it? |
02-01-2008, 03:41 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Bilbao Espaņa | | | Was it "geting up" before? |
02-01-2008, 03:42 PM
| | | | Yeah, it was. |
02-01-2008, 03:42 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Marathon Man | | | Suggest you try it "round the back". |
02-01-2008, 03:45 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Bilbao Espaņa | | | hmmm tell her to give you oral pleasure first, if that doesnt work:
-You might be sunddenly gay, thres nothing wrong with that.
-You might actually have a non sexy GF.
-You have an erectile disfunction and should go to the doctor.
BTW ive heard cases of blowing coke and not getting it up. |
02-01-2008, 03:45 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Marathon Man | | | Speak to pele about it. |
02-01-2008, 03:47 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Bilbao Espaņa | | | LOL i hope pele wont make it get up for him! |
02-01-2008, 03:49 PM
|  | Life is Tough. Laugh more. Moderator | | Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Warwick, Rhode Island, USA | | | Alcohol is the worst thing for that situation. Lay off for a while,
especially when you want to be intimate.
Nervousness does factor in very quickly into the equation.
Take time to get comfortable.
Keep in mind, this ain't a race where the first one over the
finish line wins. Prepare yourselves adequately and
thoughtfully with, yes, Foreplay! Novel Idea!
If none of that helps, see a physician. Asking this
crew about is pointless, none of them hardly ever get any action.
Especially the married guys.
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02-01-2008, 03:52 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Marathon Man | | Quote:
Originally Posted by vene-nemesis  LOL i hope pele wont make it get up for him! | If he does, well, it might be time for a change of scene! (nothing wrong with that!) |
02-01-2008, 03:53 PM
| | | 8 posts and Maki hasn't arrived yet. Amazing.  
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02-01-2008, 03:54 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Bilbao Espaņa | | | It funny when we have to say "nothing wrong with that" like if as heterosexuals we would think of homosexual relations a peyorative of a relationship... |
02-01-2008, 04:00 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Seattle | | I'd suggest you book a segment on this deepsheet's show ASAP!!   |
02-01-2008, 04:01 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Marathon Man | | Quote:
Originally Posted by TallLankyBastyd I'd suggest you book a segment on this deepsheet's show ASAP!! | That looks great. |
02-01-2008, 04:44 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado | | | Lay off the booze for a week or two, and spend some time getting to know the young lady better. I think it will resolve itself. |
02-01-2008, 04:50 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | If six were a nine. |
02-01-2008, 04:58 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Bilbao Espaņa | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar If six were a nine. | Im afraid that aint funny. |
02-01-2008, 05:01 PM
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Endorsing Artist: Levy's Leathers Moderator | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Toronto/Niagara Falls, Ontario | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar If six were a nine. | 96?!!??!
I don't wanna lie on her back. that's boring. |
02-01-2008, 05:07 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So. Calif. | | | Hmmmmm...Sounds like plain old stage fright..Happens once in a while.. |
02-01-2008, 05:07 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Mechanicsburg, PA | | I'm sure if you bought her a diamond necklace or bracelet or whatever, she'd be all over you. So the mirror of this would be to have her buy you a new bass. Even if it doesn't work, you still win! 
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02-01-2008, 05:11 PM
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