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03-13-2008, 11:14 PM
| | Banned Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan | | Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Bakersfield California | | | I need everyone's help on photoshop.
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Here is the story.
My band was supposed to play the knitting factory this saturday.
We can't.
Our singer quit on us... No apparent reason. She quit about 2 weeks ago...
Anyways, she is talking lots of crap about us to local venues, bands, etc...
She is also trying to walk away with a few songs. Which doesn't bug me in the least because the songs she wants, suck.
She sent us a message saying that she wants "her songs" taken down off of our myspace, as well as her pictures so we aren't putting out a false image of what the band is.
She is a crazy *****
So please, go to My Band's Pictures
And photoshop the hell out of her.
Keep in mind, the rest of us will probably be out about $1100 dollars because of her cancelling on us. We'll owe $600 to the knitting factory, and $500 to another place in town. Because she won't play. | 
03-13-2008, 11:20 PM
| | Not Actually Knighted... Yet! | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio | | | no photoshop sorry
the band sounds good though, you guys like sublime much?
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03-13-2008, 11:25 PM
| | Banned Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan | | Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Bakersfield California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Edward V no photoshop sorry
the band sounds good though, you guys like sublime much? |
Whos Sublime?  | 
03-13-2008, 11:28 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wantagh, New York | | | Dude, your singer sucks and she looks like an ass. I am just way too tired to do some photoshopping though.
I'll tell you what. If you supply me with a picture and an idea in a PM, I will get it done tomorrow! | 
03-13-2008, 11:29 PM
| | I <3 Darkstar | | Join Date: May 2003 Location: Riverside, CA | | | Sucks Mike. Goodluck, hopefully I'll see you next time I'm up in Bakersfield.
Also, next time you want to play Knitting Factory hit me up. You want to play Tuesday nights there w/ Chris Murray in the Alterknit Room for his weekly Bluebeat Lounge. It's great and has a built in audience usually.
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03-13-2008, 11:32 PM
| | Something about gumption | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Napa, CA | | | I don't have photshop. I'm also sorry to hear about the situation. Crazy *****es are, I've been told, alot worse than regular *****es.
However, the only reason I'm posting in this thread is to congratulate you on your incredible bass face at the aptly named Screaming Moose.
Kudos.
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03-13-2008, 11:35 PM
| | Not Actually Knighted... Yet! | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio | | Quote:
Originally Posted by bassaficionado6 I don't have photshop. I'm also sorry to hear about the situation. Crazy *****es are, I've been told, alot worse than regular *****es.
However, the only reason I'm posting in this thread is to congratulate you on your incredible bass face at the aptly named Screaming Moose.
Kudos. | dude... all girls are crazy... you should learn that soon...
I'm not even being mean or biased or anything... seriously, ALL GIRLS ARE CRAZY. The level and area of crazy is just different from girl to girl...
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03-13-2008, 11:35 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Just when we line up a show together you guys go and break up. Ugh.
This will require some photoshop vengeance.  | 
03-14-2008, 12:47 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Findlay, Ohio | | | I told you she was a world class ******* for yelling COME ON YOU MOTHER EFFERS when a 9-10 year old girl was standing beside her on stage.
You owe the venue for cancelling? Screw them.
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03-14-2008, 12:49 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Millcreek Township, UT | |
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03-14-2008, 12:56 AM
|  | No need to ask, he's a smooth... Moderator | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: West Midlands UK | | | How come you owe money to the venues? You have some sort of contract where you have to pay them if you cancel or something? Or are you paying to hire the place anyway?
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03-14-2008, 02:04 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: The End of the 110, CA | | Aw, what the hell.... 
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03-14-2008, 04:57 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Finland | | If you have a Facebook account, use the HairMixer app. It's an automatic photoshopper. You pick two images, select the faces on them (actually done automatically), and click "mix left face with right hairstyle" or "mix right face with left hairstyle". Voila! Couldn't be easier! 
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03-15-2008, 09:04 PM
| | Banned Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan | | Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Bakersfield California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by chingas Aw, what the hell....  | bwu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha | 
03-16-2008, 02:00 AM
| | Registered User Endorsing Artist: Karl Hoyt Basses | | Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: upstate NY | | | I'll leave it to someone else to photoshop them together, lol. Also, I'm claiming "Joe Bitch", and "Poets and Bitches" as great band names. The rest are fair game, just give me credit.
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Last edited by bigfatbass : 03-16-2008 at 02:03 AM.
Reason: two of the band names belong to me!
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03-16-2008, 09:01 AM
| | Notes we play > Gear we play them on | | Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Wisconsin | | | Fact: female singers in an otherwise male band cause problems. You learned this lesson relatively early in your life. Make sure you remember it later. | 
03-16-2008, 09:04 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: St. John's, NL | | | can someone post all the pics....i dont have myspace
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03-16-2008, 09:22 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland | | This is my first photoshop (which isnt just adding words), could probably have been done better, someone needs to mess the face up more: 
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