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Old 03-13-2008, 11:14 PM
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I need everyone's help on photoshop.

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Here is the story.







My band was supposed to play the knitting factory this saturday.


We can't.


Our singer quit on us... No apparent reason. She quit about 2 weeks ago...

Anyways, she is talking lots of crap about us to local venues, bands, etc...

She is also trying to walk away with a few songs. Which doesn't bug me in the least because the songs she wants, suck.

She sent us a message saying that she wants "her songs" taken down off of our myspace, as well as her pictures so we aren't putting out a false image of what the band is.


She is a crazy *****


So please, go to My Band's Pictures


And photoshop the hell out of her.

Keep in mind, the rest of us will probably be out about $1100 dollars because of her cancelling on us. We'll owe $600 to the knitting factory, and $500 to another place in town. Because she won't play.
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no photoshop sorry

the band sounds good though, you guys like sublime much?
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Old 03-13-2008, 11:25 PM
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no photoshop sorry

the band sounds good though, you guys like sublime much?



Whos Sublime?



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Old 03-13-2008, 11:28 PM
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Dude, your singer sucks and she looks like an ass. I am just way too tired to do some photoshopping though.

I'll tell you what. If you supply me with a picture and an idea in a PM, I will get it done tomorrow!
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Old 03-13-2008, 11:29 PM
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Sucks Mike. Goodluck, hopefully I'll see you next time I'm up in Bakersfield.

Also, next time you want to play Knitting Factory hit me up. You want to play Tuesday nights there w/ Chris Murray in the Alterknit Room for his weekly Bluebeat Lounge. It's great and has a built in audience usually.
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Old 03-13-2008, 11:32 PM
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I don't have photshop. I'm also sorry to hear about the situation. Crazy *****es are, I've been told, alot worse than regular *****es.

However, the only reason I'm posting in this thread is to congratulate you on your incredible bass face at the aptly named Screaming Moose.

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Old 03-13-2008, 11:35 PM
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I don't have photshop. I'm also sorry to hear about the situation. Crazy *****es are, I've been told, alot worse than regular *****es.

However, the only reason I'm posting in this thread is to congratulate you on your incredible bass face at the aptly named Screaming Moose.

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dude... all girls are crazy... you should learn that soon...

I'm not even being mean or biased or anything... seriously, ALL GIRLS ARE CRAZY. The level and area of crazy is just different from girl to girl...
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Old 03-13-2008, 11:35 PM
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Just when we line up a show together you guys go and break up. Ugh.

This will require some photoshop vengeance.
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I told you she was a world class ******* for yelling COME ON YOU MOTHER EFFERS when a 9-10 year old girl was standing beside her on stage.

You owe the venue for cancelling? Screw them.
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Old 03-14-2008, 12:56 AM
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How come you owe money to the venues? You have some sort of contract where you have to pay them if you cancel or something? Or are you paying to hire the place anyway?
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Aw, what the hell....
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Old 03-14-2008, 04:57 AM
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If you have a Facebook account, use the HairMixer app. It's an automatic photoshopper. You pick two images, select the faces on them (actually done automatically), and click "mix left face with right hairstyle" or "mix right face with left hairstyle". Voila! Couldn't be easier!

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Old 03-15-2008, 09:04 PM
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Old 03-16-2008, 02:00 AM
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I'll leave it to someone else to photoshop them together, lol. Also, I'm claiming "Joe Bitch", and "Poets and Bitches" as great band names. The rest are fair game, just give me credit.
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Fact: female singers in an otherwise male band cause problems. You learned this lesson relatively early in your life. Make sure you remember it later.
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can someone post all the pics....i dont have myspace
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This is my first photoshop (which isnt just adding words), could probably have been done better, someone needs to mess the face up more:

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