"I took the initiative in creating the Internet"
Or, silly things famous people have said.
I love it when famous people reveal their humanity and say ill conceived things in public. Then because of the cult of celebrity the public point to them saying "look at the silly monkey in the cage, bad monkey."
Post up celebs saying crazy stuff OR, like Al Gore here, stuff that when misconstrued has not been of benefit to their reputation or aspirations.
I may not know of some that others know of; I need a chuckle.
Immigrant says: "Some fuzz be coo', some fuzz be trippin'."