I try not to post in OT, but this is just too good not to share.

[Benjamin Strange]

This just has to go in OT, because there's nothing really musical about it. I found this perusing Craigslist's musician section.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/muc/1531356078.html

O-town Rap gang MOST HARD seeks wheels of steel 2 kill da competition (Eastside Ballaz fo reel)

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That's right.
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MOST HARD is on the rise, and we're seeking an experienced DJ down with REAL rap music, to spin cutz, under severe hard, ultra thug lyrics.
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we all about cash money dollaz ceddah dymez.

If you one of those "backpack hip-hop" or "positive message" rappers then don't even [expletive] with us. we are all about blunts, bitches, booze and bullets, and look up to TUPAC (RIP) as a personal savior.
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he showed us the way. You GOT to be hard in this rap game.
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


requirements:

1: must be down to rock HARD shows in enema territory
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2: must dress, talk, and BE 100% straight thug "G" Dawg money style, ready to throw down at all times.
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3: must be comfortable with Tsunami level, tornado sized amounts of thick, hard, pure hydrogreen smoke to the dome 24 hours, seven dayz a week, followed by kegs of Colt 45.
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4: must pack Glock 19 or better
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Get at us.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE. SERIOUS ONLY.

Tombo, AKA Jack Flacket,
for MOST HARD


* Location: Eastside Ballaz fo reel

If that wasn't enough, they've added pics to the posting:




I'm dying here. This is great stuff.

[bongomania]

That is awesome. The best part is it might be a perfectly serious ad, no joke.

[ugly_bassplayer]

Wasn't O-Town a boy band ?!

[WookieeForLife]

At least they play in enema territory.

[WalterBush]

"rock HARD in enema territory..."

The first good laugh I've had in a couple of days, thanks for the post!

[Unrepresented]

This makes me miss my east bay upbringing.

[Ziltoid]

Thug life baby.

[ugly_bassplayer]

Originally Posted by Ziltoid

Thug life baby.

Awesome

[rr5025]

I wonder if packing one of these babies is considered gock or better

[Ziltoid]

Originally Posted by ugly_bassplayer

Awesome

I agree

[elgecko]

Colt 45 comes in kegs

[Unrepresented]

Originally Posted by elgecko

Colt 45 comes in kegs

For when you want that fresh draught taste from your Billy D. Williams endorsed malt liquor.

[bassteban]

Originally Posted by Unrepresented

For when you want that fresh draught taste from your Billy D. Williams endorsed malt liquor.

It's Billy Dee Williams, dawg. You ain't thug, yo.

[WookieeForLife]

I take it that being thug means you fail elementary school spelling? I am not the best speller, but this post makes me look good at spelling.

[RWP]

I think this is the internet version of BAIT CAR.

[WookieeForLife]

Originally Posted by RWP

I think this is the internet version of BAIT CAR.

I was watching that last night!!!!!

[kesslari]

2: ...ready to throw down at all times.

Dunno about that, but I'm about ready to throw up...

[sloasdaylight]

+1

[hover]

1: must be down to rock HARD shows in enema territory


that is amazing. And it's "cheddah", douchebags. I mean, yo. CHURCH!

[Gard]

Hey, looks like we found the Qintar!






Guess he needed a new career path...