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Old 04-12-2011, 03:08 PM
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Iceland's penis museum finally gets human specimen - UK news

They finally have some human wood on display.
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Old 04-12-2011, 03:15 PM
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Utterly sexist. Try opening a p***y museum & see what people say.
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Semi-on topic, I abhor the word *penis*- it's like the male counterpart to *vagina*
Yes, I realize that that's pretty much exactly what it is, I'd just much rather call it ANYTHING but a *penis*
If I HAVE to use the term, I'll say it w/a lisp. No offense to those w/a sincere lithp.
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Utterly sexist. Try opening a p***y museum & see what people say.
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Semi-on topic, I abhor the word *penis*- it's like the male counterpart to *vagina*
Yes, I realize that that's pretty much exactly what it is, I'd just much rather call it ANYTHING but a *penis*
If I HAVE to use the term, I'll say it w/a lisp. No offense to those w/a sincere lithp.
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Hey, BassyBill, where are you? This posting must easily beat my post about Chicks with Steve Buscemi eyes for lamest thread.
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They finally have some human wood on display.
I wonder how they managed to wang-gle that one? I mean there's probably a lot of stiff competition for that. Do you think they had to erect a new display? I guess we'll have to ask a member of the museum.
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Old 04-12-2011, 03:30 PM
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I wonder how they managed to wang-gle that one? I mean there's probably a lot of stiff competition for that. Do you think they had to erect a new display? I guess we'll have to ask a member of the museum.
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Wow, I must be slippin. I just knew Kwesi's post was gonna read, "I'm squealing with laughter right now! I,<3OT!" Maybe I'm just gettin old...
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'Where you wanna go tonight, honey?'
'Well, I hear there's a new schlong down at the museum.'
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Wow, I must be slippin. I just knew Kwesi's post was gonna read, "I'm squealing with laughter right now! I,<3OT!" Maybe I'm just gettin old...
LOL!! I totally did but I thought Mark's pun abuse was a more pressing issue. Anywhoozle....


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I really hope they get the professional art installers to prepare the installation. There's nothing worse than a penis display that's not well hung.
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