If Eric Cartman was your son
 

How would you handle a youngster like Eric Cartman if he was your son? I thought the Cesar Millan approach was promising. If Eric was my son I probably would have tried returning him back to the stork or cabbage patch:p

I think he would run so fast for me, he would lose 20 kg in 1 week xD

He'd get the soap treatment for that dirty mouth. Just like me and Ralphie did.

-Mike

36th trimester abortion :hiding:

He already is

Tenorman? You're alive?

If Eric Cartman was my son, that would mean my wife was a w***e.

If young Mr. Cartman were my child he'd get the same punishment I did for doing the same shenanigans he did (at least in the first few seasons)

That little foul-mouthed brat? I'd probably disown him... Or if I had the ability of precognition I wouldn't procreate to begin with. No kid of mine would mean no risk of having a Cartman.

If Cartman was my kid, I'd grind his pet pig into chili and feed it to him.

+1. The key would would be "was" my son.

Say I'm going on vacation and never return.

I'd let the Visitors keep him.

I'd break my foot off in his arse

Work in mental health for 20 years or so, specializing in adolescents. After that, you'd welcome a Cartman as your son!

it wouldn't happen...Cartman would know to respect my authoritah. He'd be hella cool

Id hold Clydefrog ransom until he complied.

I didn't get Cartman for a son, but bad luck for them, my parents did.