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02-09-2013, 10:22 AM
|  | A Hard Rockin Lover of GREENBURST Moderator | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Where I lay my head is home | |  If Eric Cartman was your son
How would you handle a youngster like Eric Cartman if he was your son? I thought the Cesar Millan approach was promising. If Eric was my son I probably would have tried returning him back to the stork or cabbage patch 
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02-09-2013, 10:42 AM
| | | | I think he would run so fast for me, he would lose 20 kg in 1 week xD
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I walked in, I looked around and I didn't spot anything special.. So I left the place again..
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02-09-2013, 10:43 AM
|  | Online | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sunapee, New Hampshire | | | He'd get the soap treatment for that dirty mouth. Just like me and Ralphie did.
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02-09-2013, 04:42 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Memphis/Knoxville TN | | 36th trimester abortion  |
02-09-2013, 04:48 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Chicago | | | He already is
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02-09-2013, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Mike in Chicago  He already is | Tenorman? You're alive?
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Originally Posted by TrooperFarva Well, in fairness to the student, there can be only one. | |
02-09-2013, 08:50 PM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | | If Eric Cartman was my son, that would mean my wife was a w***e.
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Originally Posted by hover He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger.... | Quote:
Originally Posted by jive1 All you chubby white dudes look alike to me. | |
02-10-2013, 03:00 AM
|  | In the deep end | | Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: San Antonio, TX | | If young Mr. Cartman were my child he'd get the same punishment I did for doing the same shenanigans he did (at least in the first few seasons)  |
02-10-2013, 10:20 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Mexican Megalopolis | | | That little foul-mouthed brat? I'd probably disown him... Or if I had the ability of precognition I wouldn't procreate to begin with. No kid of mine would mean no risk of having a Cartman.
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02-10-2013, 10:29 PM
| | | | If Cartman was my kid, I'd grind his pet pig into chili and feed it to him.
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02-10-2013, 10:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Tennessee | | Quote:
Originally Posted by jmattbassplaya 36th trimester abortion | +1. The key would would be "was" my son.
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02-11-2013, 01:42 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Wisconsin | | | Say I'm going on vacation and never return.
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Originally Posted by Joe Gress I suppose I would have passed out naked with my ass to the sky by then, so no, I would join ya. | |
02-11-2013, 10:18 AM
| | | | I'd let the Visitors keep him. |
02-11-2013, 12:26 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: NJ | | | I'd break my foot off in his arse
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02-11-2013, 12:27 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | | Work in mental health for 20 years or so, specializing in adolescents. After that, you'd welcome a Cartman as your son!
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Originally Posted by Phalex My thumbs look exactly like my wife's big toes. They're like smelly little doppelgangers! | |
02-11-2013, 02:52 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Tustin, CA | | | it wouldn't happen...Cartman would know to respect my authoritah. He'd be hella cool
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02-12-2013, 10:32 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | Id hold Clydefrog ransom until he complied.
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02-12-2013, 11:35 AM
|  | Just days from retirement. | | Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lincoln, NE | | | I didn't get Cartman for a son, but bad luck for them, my parents did.
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