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Old 05-11-2011, 09:13 AM
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:16 AM
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:20 AM
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:37 AM
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He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger....
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:02 AM
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:10 AM
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I hear Timer is into heavier stuff these days......

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Old 05-11-2011, 11:49 AM
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he drinks excessively and beats her when she doesn't meet quota.
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Old 05-11-2011, 03:44 PM
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Old 05-11-2011, 04:31 PM
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