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01-16-2008, 08:53 AM
|  | ... activating internal kill switch ... | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pig's Eye, MN (aka st. paul) | | | If Talkbass was a <blank> or ITBWA
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There's been some of these threads, and they have been good. Why not open it up. Create your own "If Talkbass was a <blank>" thought and post it here. The person below can answer yours and you post your question.
example:
TBer 1: If Talkbass was a car it would be a...
TBer 2: Electric blue Pinto.
If Talkbass was a spice it would be...
TBer3 would put their answer and state their question...
so let us begin:
If Talkbass was a spice it would be...
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01-16-2008, 08:59 AM
|  | Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor | | Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Brighton, England, UK, Europe | | | ..a girl!
If TB was an eschatological resolution it would be...
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01-16-2008, 09:01 AM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bruce Lindfield  ..a girl!
If TB was an eschatological resolution it would be... | Phonetically unweildy.
If TB were a brand of condom they would be:
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01-16-2008, 09:03 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cornwall, UK. | | | Prone to infection.
If tb were a type of food it would be:
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01-16-2008, 09:04 AM
| | Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor | | Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Brighton, England, UK, Europe | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Phalex Phonetically unweildy.
: | That's meaningless and incorrectly spelled!! 
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01-16-2008, 09:05 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The Back End of Beyond | | | ...the same temperature as everything else.
If TB was actually TB, it would be...
(and now we're spectacularly out of synch) |
01-16-2008, 09:05 AM
| | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bruce Lindfield That's meaningless and incorrectly spelled!! | Silly Brit! That's the American spelling!
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Originally Posted by BassChalice Everybody pay attention to Phalex now! | Quote:
Originally Posted by champbassist My cat breath smelling a cat's odor is eating. | Quote:
Originally Posted by hover He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger.... | |
01-16-2008, 09:07 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Detroit | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bass Junkie Prone to infection.
If tb were a type of food it would be: |
Loaded with caffeine and nicotine, to keep us addicted and staying up posting until the wee hours!
If Talkbass were a crustacean, it would be: |
01-16-2008, 09:07 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Tegzsa ...the same temperature as everything else.
If TB was actually TB, it would be...
(and now we're spectacularly out of synch) | Tuberculosis?
If TB were a form of martial art, it would be:
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01-16-2008, 09:09 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cornwall, UK. | | | Silent, but deadly.
If TB were a fast food resteraunt it would be:
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01-16-2008, 09:11 AM
| | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bass Junkie Silent, but deadly.
If TB were a fast food resteraunt it would be: | Olive Garden/
If TB was your mother-in-law you'd be:
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Originally Posted by BassChalice Everybody pay attention to Phalex now! | Quote:
Originally Posted by champbassist My cat breath smelling a cat's odor is eating. | Quote:
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01-16-2008, 09:12 AM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bass Junkie Silent, but deadly.
If TB were a fast food resteraunt it would be: | Closed for serving only carrots and /or melons
If TB was a form of pornography it would be:
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01-16-2008, 09:14 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cornwall, UK. | | | Full of asian chicks.
If tb was a tv programme it would be:
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01-16-2008, 09:15 AM
| | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bass Junkie Full of asian chicks.
If tb was a tv programme it would be: | Full of thinly veiled homo-eroticism
If TB were a primate it would be:
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Originally Posted by BassChalice Everybody pay attention to Phalex now! | Quote:
Originally Posted by champbassist My cat breath smelling a cat's odor is eating. | Quote:
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01-16-2008, 09:19 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The Back End of Beyond | | | The Bishop of Bath and Wells
If TB was a euphamism for a social disease, it would be... |
01-16-2008, 09:20 AM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Phalex Full of thinly veiled homo-eroticism
If TB were a primate it would be: | bad-*ssed 
If TB were a form of religion it's followers would be:
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01-16-2008, 09:26 AM
| | Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor | | Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Brighton, England, UK, Europe | | | Scientology!
If TB were a phenomenological experiment it would be :
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01-16-2008, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Relic If TB were a form of religion it's followers would be: | The low-life-lovers.
If TB was a typeof computer, what would it specialise in?
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01-16-2008, 09:28 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The Back End of Beyond | | | Crashing.
If TB was a Simpson's character, it would be... |
01-16-2008, 09:29 AM
| | Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor | | Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Brighton, England, UK, Europe | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bass Junkie The low-life-lovers.
If TB was a typeof computer, what would it specialise in? | I GOT THERE FIRST - YOU HAVE TO ANSWER MINE!!
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