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04-20-2010, 10:22 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tyneside, UK | | | If Talkbass was a prison...
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...who'd be inside for what?
Mods- Prison guards
Admin- Prison managers/wardens.
This worked really well on another forum...
I'd be in for some sort of civil disobedience...
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04-20-2010, 10:24 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Norway | | | Well, Relic would be in for shooting someone on his lawn. Maki for going down on some asian chick in public, no doubt. Jive for trying to rescue him Prison Break-style.
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04-20-2010, 10:26 AM
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04-20-2010, 10:26 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tyneside, UK | | | Stuff my OP, I'd be in for some sort of firearms offense...guns are awesome.
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Mediocre Bassist Club #706 P&W Club #71 LGBT #26 Keyboardist #40 Quote:
Originally Posted by LowDown Hal Bass Players - Do It Deep | | 
04-20-2010, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania Buggery, the whole lot of you! | Guilty
Mike | 
04-20-2010, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Fassa Albrecht Stuff my OP, I'd be in for some sort of firearms offense...guns are awesome. | Just bolding this for no particular reason.
No reason at all.
Nope, can't think of a reason I'd do that.
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04-20-2010, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania Buggery, the whole lot of you! |
lol!
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Mediocre Bassist Club #706 P&W Club #71 LGBT #26 Keyboardist #40 Quote:
Originally Posted by LowDown Hal Bass Players - Do It Deep | | 
04-20-2010, 10:40 AM
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04-20-2010, 10:43 AM
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04-20-2010, 10:44 AM
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04-20-2010, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Fassa Albrecht Stuff my OP, I'd be in for some sort of firearms offense...guns are awesome. | Fassa, I see you as one of those repeat offenders who does something just bad enough to get put away for awhile, for the 3 squares & social networking. No offense.
I'd be in for tax evasion after raking in bazillions on a totally crooked tour scam.
Maki- human trafficking for sure- skimming the nicest stuff of the top.
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04-20-2010, 10:50 AM
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04-20-2010, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by XtreO Well, Relic would be in for shooting someone on his lawn. Maki for going down on some asian chick in public, no doubt. Jive for trying to rescue him Prison Break-style. | XtreO would be in for falsely impersonating a gay male. 
Jive - he would be in probably due to the fact that his handbook on "1001 of the Best Ways to Get Revenge" would have been found by the authorities. KeithBMI for asking the first lady "When you gonna let me tap that.."
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04-20-2010, 11:00 AM
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04-20-2010, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by DrSmaggs ... but.... do we get to keep our gear? | 
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04-20-2010, 11:14 AM
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04-20-2010, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Relic XtreO would be in for falsely impersonating a gay male.  | I find that ironic because once we were cell mates he wouldn't be faking it anymore...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrLRe6bpMfU
5stringblues would be doing time for something stupid. Really stupid.
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04-20-2010, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by DrSmaggs awesome. I'm in. | [looks as tough as possible]
What're ya in for?
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04-20-2010, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by santucci218 I'd be baking cakes with files in them for you. | What kind of files? Like my taxes or something?
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04-20-2010, 11:32 AM
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