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Well, Relic would be in for shooting someone on his lawn. Maki for going down on some asian chick in public, no doubt. Jive for trying to rescue him Prison Break-style.

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Stuff my OP, I'd be in for some sort of firearms offense...guns are awesome.
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Stuff my OP, I'd be in for some sort of firearms offense...guns are awesome.
Just bolding this for no particular reason.

No reason at all.

Nope, can't think of a reason I'd do that.
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Old 04-20-2010, 10:48 AM
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Stuff my OP, I'd be in for some sort of firearms offense...guns are awesome.
Fassa, I see you as one of those repeat offenders who does something just bad enough to get put away for awhile, for the 3 squares & social networking. No offense.
I'd be in for tax evasion after raking in bazillions on a totally crooked tour scam.
Maki- human trafficking for sure- skimming the nicest stuff of the top.
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Maki must be in for some sort of public lewdness.
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Old 04-20-2010, 10:54 AM
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Well, Relic would be in for shooting someone on his lawn. Maki for going down on some asian chick in public, no doubt. Jive for trying to rescue him Prison Break-style.
XtreO would be in for falsely impersonating a gay male.
Jive - he would be in probably due to the fact that his handbook on "1001 of the Best Ways to Get Revenge" would have been found by the authorities. KeithBMI for asking the first lady "When you gonna let me tap that.."
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Old 04-20-2010, 11:24 AM
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XtreO would be in for falsely impersonating a gay male.
I find that ironic because once we were cell mates he wouldn't be faking it anymore......

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Old 04-20-2010, 11:25 AM
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What kind of files? Like my taxes or something?
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