If you could design your own pet

[hbarcat]

If you had the power of creation over life, and you wanted to design the perfect pet for yourself, what would it look like and how would it be different in ways that make it a superior pet that you would want to have.

A few rules:

1) The animal has to fit in with with existing classes (mammal, bird, reptile etc..).

2) It has to follow known laws of physics and biology (no fire breathing dragons, 40 foot tall insects or telekinetic squirrels).



I would like to have a dolphin that could walk on land like its ancestors used to be able to. And really smart. But not smart in the same way as people, like being able to play with fire. Smart in philosophy and able to converse so it would tell me when I was on the wrong track with an idea and could get me to see the big picture.

Of course, such an animal wouldn't likely have much interest in being my pet so maybe I'd have a bird that had hands with opposable thumbs but was kind of dumb.

[morf]

You'd be his pet

As for my animal I'll get back to you on that.

[iamlowsound]

It would have to play bass, so that means having hands. It would have to be good to cuddle with, and have nice curves. It could also have something nice to grab onto in the upper mid section. Heck, might as well just get a girlfriend.

lowsound

[Captain Chaos]

It would be this.

[Stanley Design]

Half cat, half giant tortoise. I'd call him Cortoise, he would have skin like a tortoise, but no shell, and a long tail, and he would meow rediculously loud and drag it's head on the ground when it walked.

[hbarcat]

Originally Posted by Todd Stanley

Half cat, half giant tortoise. I'd call him Cortoise, he would have skin like a tortoise, but no shell, and a long tail, and he would meow rediculously loud and drag it's head on the ground when it walked.

WTH good is that kind of a pet? Do you have someone who lives with you whom you want to annoy?

[username n/a]

It would be Eddie.

[StanFan]

How about a dog that doesn't smell bad?

[TrooperFarva]

I'd go with the legendary Esquilax. A horse, born with the head of a rabbit, and the body of a rabbit.

[iamlowsound]

A manticore.

lowsound

[peaveyuser]

Originally Posted by username n/a

It would be Eddie.

Eddie is human, and a beast not a mix of anything therefore he is not in the rules besides snaggletooth is cooler than Eddie (even tho eddie is pretty damn cool) I mean just look

Originally Posted by Captain Chaos

It would be this.

heheh I have a motorhead shirt with that creature



I would probably agree with Captain chaos but damn i'd prolly **** my pants whenever it would be around

[spudmaster34]

That goth chick on a leash, but hotter.

Mine seems more feasable than all of yours thus far...

[need4mospd]

I'm pretty sure a talking monkey is pretty far up there. Followed closely by any animal that I don't have to clean up it's ****.

[IconBasser]

Originally Posted by spudmaster34

That goth chick on a leash, but hotter.

Mine seems more feasable than all of yours thus far...

I think we have a winner

[Fontaine]

well lets take a look at some shall we:









and then theres what this guy did

[steve21]

I could fly it.

[Bryan316]

Now if only he WAS a badass, and she WAS hot enough to need restraints.


Perfect pet? Not even an argument here. Pigmy Tyrannosaurus Rex. About 3 feet tall, 5 feet long. I'd take him to the ghetto and let him eat thug rottweilers and pit bulls AAAALL DAAAAY LOOONG.

[Snakeman1066]

It would have to be a furry snake...that responded to commands like a dog....

[hbarcat]

Originally Posted by need4mospd

I'm pretty sure a talking monkey is pretty far up there. Followed closely by any animal that I don't have to clean up it's ****.

We already have talking monkeys. There's about 6 billion of them on Earth right now and they're increasing in number at an alarming rate.

And who's going to clean up all the **** they're leaving behind?

[Trevorus]

A hamster that is big enough to ride like a horse, or a cat that doesn't crap on my carpet.