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Old 12-24-2008, 07:03 PM
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If you could do an interview with Adolf Hitler...

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I think it would be fascinating. As horrible as his atrocities were, I would love to sit down with him and figure out what was going on in his head.
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I'd rather interview myself. At least I have a decent taste in facial hair styles.
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The purpose of an interview is to find out what someone thinks, or wants to say about themselves. He made his thoughts and opinions well known. No need to ask.
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I'd ask him how his Walmart birthday cake was, and if he's angry at his parents.
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I'd ask him how his Walmart birthday cake was, and if he's angry at his parents.
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I would do a steven colbert style interview....

that or lunge at the guy and poke his eyes out with my pen and then jab it in his neck.

I think I could be forgiven for doing that.
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If by "interview" you mean "interrogate" then prolly a "yes" for my answer.

I'd prolly start by headdesking him like batman did to the joker....
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I wouldn't. My german is very poor and is limited to asking for beer, cigarettes, sex, as well as a few choice insults. However, if you need to say that you're an American soldier or are looking for some howitzers, I'm your man.
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I didn't think of that, but I suppose you're right.
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Old 12-24-2008, 07:38 PM
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I would ask him if he enjoyed the jazz band and if he got his World of Warcraft characters back to 70.
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I would, then I would start bashing his head off of the desk. The I would start the water bombing. Actually, scratch that. I would just tie him up and let everyone that is 1/4 Jewish slap him. Preferably with big massive rings on.

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I wouldn't. My german is very poor and is limited to asking for beer, cigarettes, sex, as well as a few choice insults. However, if you need to say that you're an American soldier or are looking for some howitzers, I'm your man.
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I wouldn't. My german is very poor and is limited to asking for beer, cigarettes, sex, as well as a few choice insults. However, if you need to say that you're an American soldier or are looking for some howitzers, I'm your man.
you want to get drunk and smoke hitlers what!?
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A modern day version: Dan Rather conducts two interviews with Saddam Hussein in Baghdad.

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i would, i would be very interested to see what he had to say about himself
yeah ive read stuff, watched stuff on tv, but it would be way different to hear it straight out of his mouth

i dont agree with everything he did (obviously), i do however think it would make for an insanely interesting conversation
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i suppose it could possibly be easier for someone who wasnt alive when he was around...

though you would have to be heartless not to be uneasy about it
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Old 12-25-2008, 02:25 AM
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I would do a steven colbert style interview....

that or lunge at the guy and poke his eyes out with my pen and then jab it in his neck.

I think I could be forgiven for doing that.
Well, that just depends what year you do it in. Around 1940 the man was a hero in Germany
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I wouldn't. My german is very poor and is limited to asking for beer, cigarettes, sex, as well as a few choice insults. However, if you need to say that you're an American soldier or are looking for some howitzers, I'm your man.
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you want to get drunk and smoke hitlers what!?
Almost EXACTLY what I was thinking....
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