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If you could be Major Metal for a day, what question would you ask in Off Topic?

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Well, I think the title says it all. If I could be Major Metal for a day, I would ask Off Topic what question they would ask Off Topic if they could be Major Metal for a Day.

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A little esoteric, no?
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I'd ask something esoteric and completely irrelevant.
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I seem to remember this being tried before
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I seem to remember this being tried before
Yeah, you see, that's a statement, not a question. That's not how this works!
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In the old TV advertisements with the owl and the Tootsie Roll Pop, with the question being, "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?" the owl licks the pop twice, counting off, "One... Two..." and then bites it, "Three!"

I've always been made to wonder... Can owls lick?

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