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03-24-2008, 10:44 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Detroit | | | If you could SLAP one person...
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....who would it be?
For me, it'd have to be my drummer's cousin. He's just turned 18 so he thinks he's all that and a bag of chips. Friday night, we had a basement full of drinkin' going on. He's got his pants saggin' cuz he's all gangsta, yo. This twerp is whiter than Charlie Brown! The whole night was "PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!!" He starts bragging that he can play Slayer's Raining Blood on Hard on Guitar Hero. We play Raining Blood ON STAGE!! In front of REAL PEOPLE!!! Make up your twerpy mind, twerp! Are you thug gangsta, or are you Slayer? You ain't allowed to be both!!!
And I'll have to put up with him all summer long. I'ma just give him a good ol' heave ho with the Hand Sandwich soon. |
03-24-2008, 10:53 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Detroit | | | That thread is sooooo 2007.
Live in the now! |
03-24-2008, 10:54 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wantagh, New York | | Fine, I'll live in the now.
I would slap Bryan316 for being a pseudo-metal bassist.  |
03-24-2008, 10:56 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bryan316  ....who would it be?
For me, it'd have to be my drummer's cousin. He's just turned 18 so he thinks he's all that and a bag of chips. Friday night, we had a basement full of drinkin' going on. He's got his pants saggin' cuz he's all gangsta, yo. This twerp is whiter than Charlie Brown! The whole night was "PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!!" He starts bragging that he can play Slayer's Raining Blood on Hard on Guitar Hero. We play Raining Blood ON STAGE!! In front of REAL PEOPLE!!! Make up your twerpy mind, twerp! Are you thug gangsta, or are you Slayer? You ain't allowed to be both!!!
And I'll have to put up with him all summer long. I'ma just give him a good ol' heave ho with the Hand Sandwich soon. | Pffft, only noobs play real instruments
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03-24-2008, 11:01 AM
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03-24-2008, 11:02 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toronto, ON | | | Scarlet Johansen... over and over again... on the backside...
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03-24-2008, 11:03 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Western PA | | | I think it may be a little harsh to shoot them with a .50 Saboted Light Armor Penetrator projectile...
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03-24-2008, 11:09 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Detroit | | | I'd permit it, though. Just make sure it gets on Youtube. |
03-24-2008, 11:11 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Central Ohio! | | | This thread must live, for the mere fact that we have a Scarlett Johansen reference on the first page! |
03-24-2008, 11:24 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Detroit | | Where's those crimson covered cupcakes at?  |
03-24-2008, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Bryan316 Where's those crimson covered cupcakes at? | 
Last edited by Basshole : 03-24-2008 at 11:55 AM.
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03-24-2008, 11:35 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: On The Bayou | | | Can't slap it 'cause I slipped on my drool. |
03-24-2008, 11:46 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Norway | | Quote:
Originally Posted by sarcastro83 Scarlett Johanssen... over and over again... on the backside... | HELL YEAH! Either her on the backside, or Herman Li of Dragonforce (not on the backside, hard in his face). |
03-24-2008, 11:48 AM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | I have deja vu. No you don't. Yes I do. I have deja vu. |
03-24-2008, 12:01 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pittsburgh | | ide slap the lead singer of sum 41... 
that bloody stool took my wife! |
03-24-2008, 02:27 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Detroit | | | What's hilarious, is because of Basshole quoting my post, and because of the size of my window right now, when I hit the down arrow on the side scrollbar, the picture did NOT shift. It scrolled exactly the same distance, so Scarlett didn't seem to move, only shuffle to the right.
So I'm stuck here, hitting the up and down arows.
I can't stop.
Someone, SAAAAAVE MEEEEEE |
03-24-2008, 02:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Listowel/KW Ontario | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bryan316
So I'm stuck here, hitting the up and down arows.
I can't stop.
Someone, SAAAAAVE MEEEEEE
| So that is what you are calling it these days.
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03-24-2008, 02:29 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Detroit | | | Either that, or.... nope. Up and down arrows.
Perfect. |
03-24-2008, 02:44 PM
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