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Old 11-13-2008, 01:44 PM
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If you got a job as a cop, would you grow a mustache?

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Seeing as how, generally speaking, the fuzz has a propensity to enjoy the fuzz on the upper lip, if you were to cahnge careers and join the police, would you grow a mustache?
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I thought they were mandatory.

A well groomed 'stache is substitute for a badge in some parts.
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I have the stache already, i'd just have to shave the beard around it off. and id let it get all thick and 70s pron-ish
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Old 11-13-2008, 01:52 PM
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Been watching Super Troopers, have we?

"And grow a mustache already!"
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Old 11-13-2008, 01:53 PM
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Firemen have mustaches too.
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Old 11-13-2008, 01:55 PM
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Only if I combined it with permed hair and ate lots of processed "cheese" product.
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I would, I thought it was part of the uniform
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I would, I thought it was part of the uniform
me too even the female cops down here seem to sport a mo.
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Old 11-13-2008, 02:00 PM
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I can't grow a mustache. If I don't shave for three weeks, I just look like a mangy sewer rat.

I guess I'll just have to be a firefighter instead.
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I can't find a picture of Kelso from that 70's show with a mustache but that's what I keep thinking of.
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Old 11-13-2008, 02:00 PM
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Only if I can get it to look like this:



How cool would that be, huh?
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Only if I combined it with permed hair and ate lots of processed "cheese" product.
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Old 11-13-2008, 02:30 PM
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Of course.

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Seeing as how, generally speaking, the fuzz has a propensity to enjoy the fuzz on the upper lip, if you were to cahnge careers and join the police, would you grow a mustache?
I think this applies to a lot of the female cops I've seen.
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Old 11-13-2008, 10:20 PM
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The cop-stache is mandatory, so yes.

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They had them in super troopers, so hell yes!
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Dirty Harry didn't need a mustache.
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I think I would just get a doughnut.

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Old 11-13-2008, 10:33 PM
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Oh yes, and I would wear it proud.
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