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Old 01-30-2008, 01:23 PM
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Money or sex. But you can't have both. You can be rich beyond your wildest dreams with no sex ever (not even hookers) or you can have lots and lots of sex but you will struggle financially and never really be able to make ends meet. Which do you choose?
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Define "sex".
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Define "sex".
Sexual intercourse in all it's many forms.
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Old 01-30-2008, 01:39 PM
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Sexual intercourse in all it's many forms.
So that includes EVERYTHING... like the sucking on the tootsie roll and everything?...
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So that includes EVERYTHING... like the sucking on the tootsie roll and everything?...
Anything that you personally consider sexual would be included in your decision.
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Anything that you personally consider sexual would be included in your decision.
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Old 01-30-2008, 01:48 PM
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Money. It can buy you a looooot of internet porn.
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No offspring then? Now that gets interesting.
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I'm married, I have neither. What do I win?
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Well, right now I have an amazing fiancé so the sex part is good and I have lots of financial issues. So I guess I already have one of the choices.

I suppose I'd take the sex. I'll just live in the Love Shack with a rusted tin roof.
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Old 01-30-2008, 02:12 PM
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Honestly, that's the choice every American male faces each day.
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Old 01-30-2008, 02:15 PM
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It requires a lot of money to get good sex.

The government requires a lot of money from us.


Why isn't the government as good as sex?
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Old 01-30-2008, 02:16 PM
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I play bass, and I'm married. I got no money, and I get no sex.






What's the question again????
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I think I'd pick money. I would go insane not having sex, I'm sure, but I'll be able to distract myself.

Of course, one can only distract themselves for so long...
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I choose sex because I'll then just whore myself out for the money... Win-Win!
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