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Old 01-08-2008, 04:25 AM
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If you had a master key...

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That opened ANY kind of lock in the world, what would be the first thing you would open?


EDIT: ok, apart from peoples hearts, because mine is securely locked away for my gf!
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The lock to your heart. :P
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The lock to your heart. :P
Ok, i edited the post!
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Old 01-08-2008, 04:31 AM
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Well wherever I go the pub is on the way...so I suppose I'd pass through there
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Old 01-08-2008, 04:37 AM
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Actually, you can pretty much have a master key to any lock.

Just google "key bumping".

You didn't hear it from me (walks away, whistling innocently)...
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Old 01-08-2008, 05:10 AM
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The key store.
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Old 01-08-2008, 05:20 AM
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That opened ANY kind of lock in the world, what would be the first thing you would open?
But how about burglar alarms, security systems and guards etc. ?

It would be no fun if you were immediately apprehended and taken to Jail without passing GO!!

The key would be useless on its own!
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I would unlock every locked thread on TB. Chaos would ensue.
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Old 01-08-2008, 06:34 AM
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I'd just open a locksmith business and laugh at the fact that I'd have the easiest job in the world from that day on.
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Old 01-08-2008, 07:23 AM
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But how about burglar alarms, security systems and guards etc. ?

It would be no fun if you were immediately apprehended and taken to Jail without passing GO!!

The key would be useless on its own!
Ok, the key also deactivates alarms and defence systems
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Old 01-08-2008, 07:32 AM
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The US Treasury. Then I'd cart away all the money, removing the 100+ billion bucks they "injected" into the economy. Dollar would shoot up, I'd make money from it. Feed the 100+ billion back into the economy a little at a time. Or, just flat-out burn the excess.


OK, either that, or Fort Knox. Put a small sign somewhere on the grounds that said "Free Samples- Today Only!"
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Old 01-08-2008, 07:33 AM
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Old 01-08-2008, 07:38 AM
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Probably my car, just to see if it would work.
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Old 01-08-2008, 07:45 AM
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I don't have a dressing room. I change wherever I find clothes...
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Old 01-08-2008, 07:47 AM
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Old 01-08-2008, 07:52 AM
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Louie phone home.
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Old 01-08-2008, 08:05 AM
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Ok, the key also deactivates alarms and defence systems
OK - to the place where the US government have hidden all those extra-terrestrial aliens, that crashed on earth!!
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