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Old 02-13-2009, 06:50 PM
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What is the meaning of life?
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Why ARE Bongo basses so freakin ugly?!?

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Old 02-13-2009, 08:35 PM
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Why does toast always land butter-side down?
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Old 02-13-2009, 08:39 PM
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Old 02-13-2009, 08:40 PM
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27, didn't you read "Life, The Universe and Everything"?
I thought it was 42.
Regardless, if you really want answers, I'd highly recommend Maki's two cents thread. No limits there either.

Edit: On topic, I want to know what is with this trend where in traffic, people, when confronted with a *YIELD* sign, come to a dead stop & wait until there's no one driving within 1/4 mile before they proceed. BLEND, people. BLEND, for crying out loud.
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Why does toast always land butter-side down?
Because the center of gravity is shifted towards the butter-side through mass difference and will flip over on that side during free-fall in the time between it dropping and it hitting the floor... duh

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Because the center of gravity is shifted towards the butter-side through mass difference and will flip over on that side during free-fall in the time between it dropping and it hitting the floor... duh

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What happens if there is a cat strapped to the other side?

I would ask why people are so stupid and incompetent.

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What happens if there is a cat strapped to the other side?

I would ask why people are so stupid and incompetent.

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Then, most likely, the toast would land on it's feet.
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Old 02-13-2009, 08:51 PM
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Then, most likely, the toast would land on it's feet.
It literally boggles the mind...
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It literally boggles the mind...
Think about that.
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I thought it was 42.
Regardless, if you really want answers, I'd highly recommend Maki's two cents thread. No limits there either.

Edit: On topic, I want to know what is with this trend where in traffic, people, when confronted with a *YIELD* sign, come to a dead stop & wait until there's no one driving within 1/4 mile before they proceed. BLEND, people. BLEND, for crying out loud.
You may be right on the 42....
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You may be right on the 42....
Not 27.. but 42... it all makes perfect sense now...
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What happens if there is a cat strapped to the other side?

I would ask why people are so stupid and incompetent.

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Buttered Toast + Cat = Antigravity.
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What are cats thinking about when they stare at you?
They're thinking:
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