If you have a cat and a piece of buttered toast, you can create a wormhole.

DrSmaggs · #1 11-28-2010, 11:43 PM

I love this diagram.

Get a cat. Cats always land on their feet...

Get buttered toast. The buttered side will always hit the ground first....

Attach the toast to the back of the cat so the non-buttered side is touching the cat.

Drop the cat from any height.

The infinite force engine and anti-gravity engine are created, since the cat can't land on its back and the buttered toast is on the cat's back and has to land first.

Somehow... the cat eats the toast.

Cat folds in on itself.

You now have a wormhole. Enjoy!

iamlowsound · #2 11-29-2010, 12:07 AM

This is how I get to school every morning. Too bad the cats aren't reusable, but I consider it my civic duty to get rid of all the stray cats.

lowsound

Simo98 · #3 11-29-2010, 12:43 AM

Why feed the cat the toast, when you have what is essentially a perpetual motion machine.

Stick a couple of them under your hood and laugh at those Prius drivers.

Number27 · #4 11-29-2010, 03:48 AM

I tried this and it works.

Simo98 · #5 11-29-2010, 03:59 AM

Surely you could just stick two cats together, or two pieces of bread.

Or butter both sides of the bread..

What happens when you drop a buttered sandwich