|  | | 
08-24-2009, 04:41 AM
|  | A Hard Rockin Lover of GREENBURST Moderator | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Where I lay my head is home | |  If you were a homosexual how would you "come out of the closet" ?
Sign in to disble this ad
Howdy Friends
I thought this would be an interesting discussion, if you were a homosexual how would you "come out of the closet" ? I first underwent this expirence after ordering dinner at a Chinese Restraunt with my little sister, it was nerve racking to say the least. I had such chest and stomach pains I couldent even eat the meal that was brought out to me. If I had to do it over again I might try to find a more entertaining way of doing it, perhaps from the pulpit or with friends at a Metallica concert.
__________________ If its not green, its not for me!!!  |
08-24-2009, 04:42 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London UK | | | Face first. The other way may be too suggestive.
__________________
Pics of my gear. Quote: |
Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker you're nothing but a **** stirring troll | Set your expectations accordingly.
|
08-24-2009, 04:44 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Nevada | | | I would make sure the closet was full of sable mink coats first. Maybe a few weeks in advance. Kinda like advance notice.
__________________ Quote:
Originally Posted by vin*tone  More basses should be made out of duckbilled platypus poop. | |
08-24-2009, 04:48 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Belgium | | If I were homosexual I'd come out of the closet for sure. 
I'm not for the record. 
I don't know, it's easier said than done.
One of my best friends is gay. He had a hard time coming out.
We were 17 when he told me he was gay.
I had the typical response in my mind, but didn't say it out loud: "yes, I know for a while now."
A lot of people "knew".
He has no problem talking about this with friends. But he still is very akward to declare this to strangers. |
08-24-2009, 05:32 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | | In a pink feather boa.
Edit: I'd either swish or sashay,depending on my audience.
__________________ Quote:
Originally Posted by John Carter Vending toothbrush machine will need to know when we forget to brush the wife during the trip and instant we will get the machine. |
Last edited by 5StringBlues : 08-25-2009 at 02:47 AM.
|
08-24-2009, 05:45 AM
|  | Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor | | Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Brighton, England, UK, Europe | | Quote:
Originally Posted by 5StringBlues In a pink feather boa. | Wouldn't that just be declaring you were "camp"... 
__________________
“Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.”
Charles Mingus |
08-24-2009, 05:46 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia | | | I'd hire out a pink hummer limo, call my parents and make them come up the front of the house and have me and several other male strippers hanging out the sunroof, drinking applitinies and touching each other suggestively. I would also have George Michael playing very loud on the hummer stereo or, if possible, have George Michael IN the limo and get him to write and sing my parents a song about the pleasures of man on man action.
Did I put too much thought into that for a straight guy?
__________________
I was there and I posted #8, Brutal Bassist #6.9
|
08-24-2009, 05:47 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | | No,but you did say "hummer".
__________________ Quote:
Originally Posted by John Carter Vending toothbrush machine will need to know when we forget to brush the wife during the trip and instant we will get the machine. | |
08-24-2009, 05:48 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bruce Lindfield Wouldn't that just be declaring you were "camp"... | Hey! That reminds me!
This one time at camp.................. 
__________________ Quote:
Originally Posted by John Carter Vending toothbrush machine will need to know when we forget to brush the wife during the trip and instant we will get the machine. | |
08-24-2009, 05:48 AM
|  | Drunk on power... and beer | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Co. Kerry, Ireland. | | | It would involve an explosion.
__________________
The winners are crying and the losers are dancing. |
08-24-2009, 05:51 AM
| | Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor | | Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Brighton, England, UK, Europe | | Quote:
Originally Posted by f'nar f'nar I'd hire out a pink hummer limo, call my parents and make them come up the front of the house and have me and several other male strippers hanging out the sunroof, drinking applitinies and touching each other suggestively. I would also have George Michael playing very loud on the hummer stereo or, if possible, have George Michael IN the limo and get him to write and sing my parents a song about the pleasures of man on man action.
Did I put too much thought into that for a straight guy? |
I think that would just describe a "normal night out" for many straight women in Northern Britain!!
__________________
“Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity.”
Charles Mingus |
08-24-2009, 05:52 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cornwall, UK. | | | The same way I'd get out of any closet, open the doors and go "BOO!"
__________________
I'm what you'd call a "Thread Killer"
|
08-24-2009, 05:52 AM
| | Registered User
Endorsing Artist: SWR Amplifiers | | Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Sydney, Australia | | | Just answer some "keyboard player wanted" ads? |
08-24-2009, 05:53 AM
| | Drunk on power... and beer | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Co. Kerry, Ireland. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bruce Lindfield many straight women | Uhhh, that'd be the point there........
__________________
The winners are crying and the losers are dancing. |
08-24-2009, 06:38 AM
| | Registered User
Endorsing: Ampeg | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Apopka, FL | | | Seeing as how the vast majority of people in a closeted gay's life already know they're gay well before they come out, what's the point?
__________________
Ampeg Portaflex Club #1
|
08-24-2009, 06:39 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Belgium | | Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyM Seeing as how the vast majority of people in a closeted gay's life already know they're gay well before they come out, what's the point? | Telling all those people that it's okay to know. |
08-24-2009, 06:47 AM
| | | | Hey, I like tube steak.
__________________
damned teeny pinky....always hits the wrong string and makes this ugly noise.
|
08-24-2009, 06:50 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Boston | | | on Talkbass, duh! |
08-24-2009, 06:57 AM
| | Registered User
Endorsing: Ampeg | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Apopka, FL | | Quote:
Originally Posted by René_Julien Telling all those people that it's okay to know. | Right...a mere formality.
__________________
Ampeg Portaflex Club #1
|
08-24-2009, 06:59 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Belgium | | Quote:
Originally Posted by JimmyM Right...a mere formality. | Than along the same lines I can ask the question:
what's the point in marriage?
Oh, I know the answer.
Making sex tax deductble. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
Posting Rules
| You may not post new threads You may not post replies You may not post attachments You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off | | | |
