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01-29-2008, 09:39 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lansing, Michigan | | | Im about to go insane!!!!!!!!!!!!
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My coworker (loud and obnoxious type who kisses butt a lot) is loudly eating carots for the last hour! I can even hear her chewing with her mouth open, and its driving me insane!!! Making the most annoying cracK! noise followed by loud chomping. I mean she's just stuffing her face.
Somebody, please... please... please stop me from telling her off!
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01-29-2008, 09:39 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College Station, Texas | | | Do it. |
01-29-2008, 09:40 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Central Ohio! | | | Seriously... why dump it on us. lol. |
01-29-2008, 09:41 AM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Either get your video camera and then post it on here, or just put your post in one of the last two Major Metal threads. Crap or get off the pot. Don't just talk about it.  |
01-29-2008, 09:43 AM
| | | | *CRUNCH* ... *CRUNCH* ... vent on me, i don't care ... and, i am not veen eating carrots! ... type with a frenzy, and then go smoke, or rub one out, or kill something in a FPS game ... LET IT ALL OUT! ... Mufasah!
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01-29-2008, 09:44 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: south of Spain | | | man, carrots are almost sacred around here, I don't know if you will find much simpathy. |
01-29-2008, 09:44 AM
|  | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | Don't give her a hard time!!! They're carrots for christ's sake!!! 
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01-29-2008, 09:44 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lansing, Michigan | | | hehe. I'd vent on my wife but she's not online. Seriously though, isn't it rude to do something like this? Its bad enough I work at a call center, but I have to listen to customers complain and something that ranks on the top 3 of my pet peeves as well!?
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01-29-2008, 09:46 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lansing, Michigan | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric618 Don't give her a hard time!!! They're carrots for christ's sake!!! | Nice .. avatar?  Quote:
Originally Posted by rap138 man, carrots are almost sacred around here, I don't know if you will find much simpathy. | I know.. The irony pains me even more.
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01-29-2008, 09:47 AM
| | | | Well, i say fight fire with fire then ... or, Carrots with Celery .... my personal fave! ... and if you add peanut butter, you get to attack the sense of smell as well as sound ... plus, if you mic it with a Harmonizor to get like a chorus of celery ... or maybe i have too much time on my hands!
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01-29-2008, 09:47 AM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Imagine her doing something else with the carrots.  |
01-29-2008, 09:49 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: Finland, EU | | Here, use this. 
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01-29-2008, 09:51 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lansing, Michigan | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Imagine her doing something else with the carrots. | Gross. She weighs more than me and my Epifani cab put together. Although I love the duct tape idea!! (que evil laugh) Mwuahahahahhahaha! Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahha!
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01-29-2008, 09:53 AM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by joelb79 Gross. She weighs more than me and my Epifani cab put together. Although I love the duct tape idea!! (que evil laugh) Mwuahahahahhahaha! Aaaaaaaaahahahahahahha! | I stand by my original post. I guess you could switch it up to a cucumber if that works better for you Sigh. I'm not a proud man  |
01-29-2008, 09:55 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lansing, Michigan | | | At risk of sounding crude, this is the kind of girl I wouldn't even let suck my cucumber.
.. dangit now i crossed the line. Repent!
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01-29-2008, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Tsal Here, use this. | OOH fun! |
01-29-2008, 09:56 AM
| | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | Quote:
Originally Posted by joelb79 Nice .. avatar? |
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01-29-2008, 09:57 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: southeast Michigan | | | I'm eating carrots right now.
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01-29-2008, 09:58 AM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | Maybe you should watch some porn loudly in your cubicle to compensate for it. |
01-29-2008, 09:58 AM
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