I'm conflicted

Phalex · #1 11-06-2009, 07:16 AM

I really can't feel all that bad for this guy. I've tried, but I think his win out weighs the whole getting shot in the hold up thing. He got shot outside an adult theater, that's bad. He was there with his girlfriend...... wait, what?? She's either an "Entertainer", or she's just into that sort of thing. Either way.... Luckeeeee!

GRAND RAPIDS — A young man was shot in the shoulder early this morning in a robbery outside the Red Barn Adult Theatre, 928 28th Street SE, police said.

The victim was leaving the 24-hour establishment with his girlfriend shortly after 4 a.m., police said, when a man wearing dark clothes approached and attempted to rob them. During the robbery, a shot was fired. The victim was taken to Saint Mary’s Health Care; his injury was not believed to be life-threatening.

Police said the assailant left in a dark-colored vehicle on 28th Street. The robber and victim did not know each other, and the incident had nothing to do with the Red Barn, police said.

René_Julien · #2 11-06-2009, 07:26 AM

Where is there a win on his account?

That his girlfriend isn't hot and/or trained enough to give him this kind of entertainment at home or that he can afford an "entertainer"?

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And suddenly I realize I am disputing these matters to someone who has Ron Jeremy as his avatar.
My bad.

geeza · #3 11-06-2009, 08:39 AM

^ and Sigged!

EricF · #4 11-06-2009, 11:45 AM

I feel sorry for the guy. He might well have been going home for some hot action with the gf, and he ended up with a trip to the hospital.

Phalex · #5 11-06-2009, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by EricF

I feel sorry for the guy. He might well have been going home for some hot action with the gf, and he ended up with a trip to the hospital.

I think that's negated by the fact that he didn't get his picture in the paper standing outside the cheesy porno theater after being ganked. I'm sure his mother would have loved that!

MatticusMania · #6 11-06-2009, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by René_Julien

Where is there a win on his account?

That his girlfriend isn't hot and/or trained enough to give him this kind of entertainment at home or that he can afford an "entertainer"?

Maybe him & his gf enjoy watching prom together in public places...

I mean, I know my girlfriend wouldnt mind joining me at an adult establishment for the sake of some good times.

Phalex · #7 11-06-2009, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MatticusMania

I mean, I know my girlfriend wouldnt mind joining me at an adult establishment for the sake of some good times.

I shall call you Sir from this day forward!

René_Julien · #8 11-06-2009, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MatticusMania

Maybe him & his gf enjoy watching prom together in public places...

I mean, I know my girlfriend wouldnt mind joining me at an adult establishment for the sake of some good times.

You and I are different kind of people then.

I would mind it and so would she if my gf joined me in an adult theatre to watch some prom.
What would we say to each other afterward?
"Come on honey, let's go home and disappoint each other."

But kudos to you and your gf, and your respective libidos.

René_Julien · #9 11-06-2009, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by geeza

^ and Sigged!

thanks

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Originally Posted by EricF

I feel sorry for the guy. He might well have been going home for some hot action with the gf, and he ended up with a trip to the hospital.

you changed your avatar

I feel the need to go lie down on a sunny beach somewhere with a cold beer in my hand.

MatticusMania · #10 11-06-2009, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Phalex

I shall call you Sir from this day forward!

Ah, why thank you Sir. Not to brag or anything (ok, maybe a little) but I seriously have the coolest girlfriend ever. I can practically act as if I am single, but with a sexy girlfriend around all the time. The only thing I dont do that I did when I was single is hit on girls, cuz they all suck in comparison to the one I'm with, and I leave that for my girlfriend to handle.

billhilly66 · #11 11-06-2009, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by René_Julien

You and I are different kind of people then.

I would mind it and so would she if my gf joined me in an adult theatre to watch some prom.
What would we say to each other afterward?
"Come on honey, let's go home and disappoint each other."

But kudos to you and your gf, and your respective libidos.

Dude! You've got a defeatist attitude.

EricF · #12 11-06-2009, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by René_Julien

I would mind it and so would she if my gf joined me in an adult theatre to watch some prom.
What would we say to each other afterward?
"Come on honey, let's go home and disappoint each other."

Wrong attitude, my friend. It's more like...
"Come on, honey. I wanna get home and do it like THAT!" (or at least a real-life facsimilie of that particular activity).

Although it's been a long time since we've done it, and the place we used to go to is closed, my wife and I used to go to a strip club together once in a while. Watching her get a lap dance was always a nice treat, as was the action once we got home.

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Originally Posted by René_Julien

you changed your avatar

I feel the need to go lie down on a sunny beach somewhere with a cold beer in my hand.

Seasons change, and I felt the urge for some new scenery. Sorry to disappoint you.

René_Julien · #13 11-07-2009, 01:32 AM

I need to come to California with my gf some time to hang out with EricF and MatticusMania.

edit,

So the TV-show Californication is a good representation of how life is for you guys?

5StringBlues · #14 11-07-2009, 01:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Phalex

outside the Red Barn

isn't that where they found the horse buggery guy?

Phalex · #15 11-07-2009, 08:29 AM

Hmmmmmmmm....... could be......

I'll have to take my wife and investigate!

EricF · #16 11-07-2009, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by René_Julien

I need to come to California with my gf some time to hang out with EricF and MatticusMania.

edit,

So the TV-show Californication is a good representation of how life is for you guys?

Maybe for Matticus.

Dealing with a challenging young child has put a damper on my wife's interest in some of our previous fun and games. I have fond memories, however.

Steve · #17 11-07-2009, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by René_Julien

"Come on honey, let's go home and disappoint each other."

Now THAT...is sig worthy.

MakiSupaStar · #18 11-07-2009, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by René_Julien

I need to come to California with my gf some time to hang out with EricF and MatticusMania.

edit,

So the TV-show Californication is a good representation of how life is for you guys?

Yes, except imagine it with a lot more sexy asian chicks and swimming pools full of pork and beans.