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11-20-2009, 11:47 AM
|  | Online | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sunapee, New Hampshire | | | I'm going to sue the Hampton Inn
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I went down to the front desk and asked for a razor to shave with since I forgot mine. Well, this morning I cut myself with the razor they gave me. I got a blood stain on my fancy-schmancy dress shirt. Someone is going to pay for this, and it won't be me.
Now all I need to do is find Jackie Chiles as my attorney.
-Mike |
11-20-2009, 11:55 AM
|  | Supporting Reggae Music | | Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: MEXICANADAMERICA | | | lol,.. your moniker says it all, 5150!!!! |
11-20-2009, 11:56 AM
| | The only winning move is not to play. | | Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Gainesville/Ft. Lauderdale, FL | |
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11-20-2009, 12:00 PM
| | Online | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sunapee, New Hampshire | | | You got it.....my face is his case!
I don't think I'll ever be able to use a razor again. It was a very traumatic experience to see my own blood trickling down my face. When it cascaded like a gentle waterfall onto my dress shirt, I broke down and wept. I dropped the razor and slumped to the floor in a jumbled mass of humanity, unable to control the very emotions that took over my existence.
Hold on, I need a few minutes alone to gather my thoughts. It's been a tough morning.
-Mike |
11-20-2009, 12:02 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sioux Falls, SD | | | LOL. But in seriousness, I have only good things to say about the Hampton chain.
Last year I was staying in one of their hotels, and in the morning I didn't have any hot water for my shower. When I checked out, I told the guy at the desk and he comped my stay on the spot.
Their free breakfast rocks, too. |
11-20-2009, 12:02 PM
|  | My favorite songs were never heard on the radio | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Tulsa, OK | | Shaving with a razor with your dress shirt on? Immediate fail.  |
11-20-2009, 12:05 PM
| | Online | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sunapee, New Hampshire | | Quote:
Originally Posted by jaywa  ....I have only good things to say about the Hampton chain..... | Same here. It is my first choice when traveling. On my last work related trip, I bypassed the the Residence Inn real close to my work location and opted for the Hampton Inn 20 miles away.
-Mike |
11-20-2009, 12:07 PM
| | Online | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sunapee, New Hampshire | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MonetBass Shaving with a razor with your dress shirt on..... | ....as I was driving down the highway talking on my cell phone and sending a text message on my other phone while trying to dial in a good radio station. 
-Mike |
11-20-2009, 01:09 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sioux Falls, SD | | | With boiling hot coffee between my legs. |
11-20-2009, 01:13 PM
|  | NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN! | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MJ5150 ....as I was driving down the highway talking on my cell phone and sending a text message on my other phone while trying to dial in a good radio station.
-Mike | No lie, a few years ago, I passed a guy on the highway who was shaving. I was absolutely incredulous. |
11-20-2009, 01:30 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | If I don't cut myself shaving the job's not done. I'm like a Gurkha of shaving. Plus, whenever you give blood you save a life. Yup, I feel pretty good about myself. 
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11-20-2009, 02:24 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: :noitacoL | | | Hydrogen Peroxide will take the blood right out of your shirt. It works even better if the blood's fresh.
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Originally Posted by sloasdaylight Remember, revenge is a dish best served cold. And with poop. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Kwesi Let us know how far you make it before mork comes out your nose. | |
11-20-2009, 02:28 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sioux Falls, SD | | | Not sure I want to know how geeza knows that... |
11-20-2009, 02:28 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Louisville, KY | | Quote:
Originally Posted by geeza Hydrogen Peroxide will take the blood right out of your shirt. It works even better if the blood's fresh. | Well, that's Hampton's problem now, isn't it?
The first time I ever shagged my "ole lady" was at a Hampton Inn  Top notch.... top notch!
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11-20-2009, 02:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: NNJ/NYC | | Quote:
Originally Posted by rayzak Well, that's Hampton's problem now, isn't it?
The first time I ever shagged my "ole lady" was at a Hampton Inn Top notch.... top notch! | 1st time I ever shagged a cop's ol' lady was @ a Hampton Inn.
True Story  |
11-20-2009, 02:46 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: :noitacoL | | Quote:
Originally Posted by rayzak Well, that's Hampton's problem now, isn't it? | You want to go to work with blood all over you shirt? Ok if you're a butcher, otherwise...
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Originally Posted by sloasdaylight Remember, revenge is a dish best served cold. And with poop. | Quote:
Originally Posted by Kwesi Let us know how far you make it before mork comes out your nose. | |
11-20-2009, 02:46 PM
|  | Some carrots are humiliated publicly | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Syracuse, NY | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MJ5150 I went down to the front desk and asked for a razor to shave with since I forgot mine. Well, this morning I cut myself with the razor they gave me. I got a blood stain on my fancy-schmancy dress shirt. Someone is going to pay for this, and it won't be me.
Now all I need to do is find Jackie Chiles as my attorney.
-Mike | Sue the dress shirt company not making you aware that blood stains their shirts or not making your shirt stain-proof. 
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11-20-2009, 03:19 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Lake Charles, La. | | | Go after the razor company, too. They should know better that to market a product that is sharp enough to shave with. Was there no warning label? What were they thinking?
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11-20-2009, 05:03 PM
| | | | Just don't put any balm on...
"You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on."
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11-20-2009, 05:50 PM
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Endorsing Artist: Spector Basses | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Montreal | | Quote:
Originally Posted by geeza Hydrogen Peroxide will take the blood right out of your shirt. It works even better if the blood's fresh. | Are we talking from experience? Regardless..
Point noted...
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