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Old 06-06-2008, 02:52 PM
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I was tasked with writing a "back to school" postcard. While brainstorming the designer and I came up with two bogus but funny ideas. We quickly put them together and slipped them in the pile of serious ideas for the Art Director, who we thought had a great sense of humor.

Evidently not. While it was obvious to US that they were jokes, it was not obvious to her and she took our ideas seriously (I still can't see how you COULD take them seriously) and at first she sent me a very polite rejection email and I thought she was being funny. Luckily I didn't respond with humor because the designer came rushing over to let me know she WAS serious, and that she had included our ideas in the job jacket. I'm glad she didn't present them to the client!

Anyway, here they are for you to enjoy. I guess not everyone has my sense of humor!



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i like them, they should use these.
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I think these are pretty good!
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Luckily I didn't respond with humor because the designer came rushing over to let me know she WAS serious, and that she had included our ideas in the job jacket. I'm glad she didn't present them to the client!
I guess messing around with "billable" hours isn't her cup of tea.

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Old 06-06-2008, 03:27 PM
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Well, we're all salary so no one's getting billed for time. We work for our corporation as we're in-house.

Still, I guess wasting time with donkeys is not smiled upon.
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:30 PM
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The second one is definitely a keeper. If I was the client, I'd buy it on the spot.
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I think they're both great! Boo to people that have no sense of humor.

There's one of them in particular that reprensents a certain percentage of the TB population.
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I think they're both great! Boo to people that have no sense of humor.

There's one of them in particular that reprensents a certain percentage of the TB population.
LMAO!!
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:37 PM
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Everyone needs a sense of humor. Some people do have to be told when something is funny.
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An appropriate response, considering the 2nd pic.

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I think they're both great! Boo to people that have no sense of humor.

There's one of them in particular that reprensents a certain percentage of the TB population.
Hey not all of us are Scottish.
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:53 PM
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Then pick the one that you feel most closely represents you.
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Old 06-06-2008, 03:56 PM
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Then pick the one that you feel most closely represents you.
I could have sworn I saw one that is a picture of a monkey hucking bananas at a sexy asian chick in an inflatable kiddie pool full of pork and beans?

Oh well, I pick that one.
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Old 06-06-2008, 05:17 PM
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I could have sworn I saw one that is a picture of a monkey hucking bananas at a sexy asian chick in an inflatable kiddie pool full of pork and beans?

Oh well, I pick that one.
Did someone mention a pool of pork-n-beans???
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Did someone mention a pool of pork-n-beans???
Wow. We don't see hide or hair of you for months, but the first mention of pork and beans brings you running faster than a red-headed cousin at an Appalachian family reunion.



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Old 06-06-2008, 05:47 PM
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Wow. We don't see hide or hair of you for months, but the first mention of pork and beans brings you running faster than a red-headed cousin at an Appalachian family reunion.



Good to see you back VB.
Well you know how us southern boyz roll, just serve up a heapin' portion of pig and throw in a few missys in cut-offs and we gots us a parrr-tay

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Oh, Dis, BTW, if your boss didn't get it, he/she/it should not be in marketing or advertising....it's ALL ball bearings these days boys...What, do ya need a refresher course??
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Old 06-06-2008, 05:52 PM
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How would anybody take those seriously?

I think the second one is pretty damn funny.
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