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04-15-2009, 10:50 PM
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Howdy everyone.
Well I've been back home in San Francisco for about a week now, and this is probably the longest I've even been without a bass for 8 years.  I basically came here at some friends request (and the fact that they paid for my ticket gave me little choice)
However, I still have to buy somethings for the girls back home. For the most part I've just been sending Patrick Bateman style postcards with some relevant artwork on them.
However I bought one girl an actual present, instead of a threatening post card. So I was wondering if it was inappropriate that I got a girl a burlap sack as a present?
Hmmmm..........
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Originally Posted by THand  Really, what I keep thinking is:
put "getting drunk with GE" on bucket list:D | Taking parts donations for another Drunk Rock bass. FS/FT Montreux Little Buffer Ben Lindsey Jazz |
04-15-2009, 10:52 PM
|  | NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN! | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada | | That depends.
Is she into that sort of stuff?  |
04-15-2009, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Ben Lesser That depends.
Is she into that sort of stuff? | I sure hope so. 
Oh the joys of $8 presents.
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Originally Posted by THand Really, what I keep thinking is:
put "getting drunk with GE" on bucket list:D | Taking parts donations for another Drunk Rock bass. FS/FT Montreux Little Buffer Ben Lindsey Jazz |
04-15-2009, 11:11 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Apparently you shouldn't give loungerie to the wrong chick too. Not all chicks appreciate the g-string gesture. Crotch-less underwear is a step in the wrong direction as well. A sex toy with knobby parts, never goes over so well. A stained shirt. A shoebox of poo. Two left shoes. Your own hair (or fingernail clippings). A deep passionate tongue kiss for a chick that you thought liked you but turns out didn't, isn't exactly a hit. The same necklace you gave to your ex (whom she happens to run into in the supermarket a week later and lo and behold she's wearing the SAME necklace  ). Pet toys right after her dog/cat dies. Diapers and onesies to a chick that just had a miscarriage is a big blunder. Along the same lines, diapers, onesies and a teddy bear handed down from your grandmother to a good friend who turns out NOT to be pregnant, but rather just about 50 pounds overweight from the last time you saw her. Omaha Steak coupons for a vegan. A kitten from the animal shelter for a chick that happens to be allergic. These are just a few of the mistakes I have made. Hopefully this helps some poor sap. Sigh. I'm not a proud man. |
04-16-2009, 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted by champbassist My cat breath smelling a cat's odor is eating. | Quote:
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04-16-2009, 06:30 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | pork roll
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Originally Posted by 6jase5 Cleavage heals. | Quote:
Originally Posted by machine gewehr I happened to have a better experience, a peegasm. | |
04-16-2009, 06:46 AM
| | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Relic pork roll | That sounds dirty when you say it!
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Originally Posted by BassChalice Everybody pay attention to Phalex now! | Quote:
Originally Posted by champbassist My cat breath smelling a cat's odor is eating. | Quote:
Originally Posted by hover He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger.... | |
04-16-2009, 06:58 AM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Phalex That sounds dirty when you say it! | ...says the man with Ron Jeremy as an avatar!
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Originally Posted by 6jase5 Cleavage heals. | Quote:
Originally Posted by machine gewehr I happened to have a better experience, a peegasm. | |
04-16-2009, 06:59 AM
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04-16-2009, 07:00 AM
| | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Relic ...says the man with Ron Jeremy as an avatar! |
Yeah, but you can't see my pork roll, so it's TB approved!!
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Originally Posted by BassChalice Everybody pay attention to Phalex now! | Quote:
Originally Posted by champbassist My cat breath smelling a cat's odor is eating. | Quote:
Originally Posted by hover He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger.... | |
04-16-2009, 07:38 AM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Phalex Yeah, but you can't see my pork roll, so it's TB approved!! | I have no response to that which would be TB approved. Therefore I will remain silent and avoid the flaming hammer of ban-dom.
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Originally Posted by 6jase5 Cleavage heals. | Quote:
Originally Posted by machine gewehr I happened to have a better experience, a peegasm. | |
04-16-2009, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Apparently you shouldn't give loungerie to the wrong chick too. | ROFL: What is that, a kind of sofa? 
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04-16-2009, 08:08 AM
|  | Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor | | Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Brighton, England, UK, Europe | | Actually I can see that as an ironic name for a shop in London :
"Chez Loungerie"
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04-16-2009, 08:10 AM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Relic pork roll | Not all people appreciate spam. |
04-16-2009, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Mark Latimour ROFL: What is that, a kind of sofa? | Get a FAIL pic while you have the chance! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOxuuAepJmM
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04-16-2009, 08:13 AM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by joeinsprings Not all people appreciate spam. | 
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Originally Posted by 6jase5 Cleavage heals. | Quote:
Originally Posted by machine gewehr I happened to have a better experience, a peegasm. | |
04-16-2009, 08:15 AM
| | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Relic | I thought that was the job of the Lorax!
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Originally Posted by BassChalice Everybody pay attention to Phalex now! | Quote:
Originally Posted by champbassist My cat breath smelling a cat's odor is eating. | Quote:
Originally Posted by hover He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger.... | |
04-16-2009, 08:27 AM
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04-16-2009, 08:30 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Toronto, ON | | | a muzzle, maybe?
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Originally Posted by PSPookie This seems like the type of problem that will take care of itself, given time. | Quote:
Originally Posted by blendermassacre Dar-WIN! | |
04-16-2009, 08:30 AM
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Originally Posted by joeinsprings Not all people appreciate spam. | ZING! Quote:
Originally Posted by sarcastro83 a muzzle, maybe? | He hasn't mentioned if she's into that. Besides, if you want to drop the decible level, use the other input... 
The tube of Vagasil I gave my ex after an incident involving cotton candy didn't go over too good. Of course, I found out 2 weeks later, that the pre-emptive strike was a good thing when a friend of hers did the same deal and had a rash (no pun intended) of oversealous yeasts making her bread rise.
Another bad thing is anything suggesting overweight.
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