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03-03-2008, 11:16 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NYC | |  Inconsiderate co-worker playing music....HELP!
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so what's new? nothing? great cus i need your help!
i work...at a desk! yep!
my coworker (lets call her "Zendy the Snot Hog" to protect her anonymity) thinks its a great idea to play her mixed CD here in the office! GREAT!!!! AWESOME! well on a scale of 1-10 id have to say im about to torch her face with my chicken and rice farts! Ill tell ya why!
since june of 2007 she has been playing this CD every day! the hits include artists such as AKON, Natasha Bengifeld (i dont care how ya spell it!), Gwen Stefani, Joe, Back Street Boys, that american idol douche Doughrioty (heheha) and his teammates (that blond one)....and many more!!!! i understand keeping ones mind active and entertained but folks......i kid you not!!!!!! EVERY DAY SINCE JUNE!!!!!!!!!!
I have asked her to change the CD only to be told what kind of person i am (pretty sure she comes from a remote tribe of voodoo ring of fire give you cold sores kinda background)....needless being cordial and pleasant didnt work. yep...ive talked to my bosses too! their reaction is "but she'll start crying and well, its not worth the fuss".
so today we are on our 3rd session of Zendy the Snot Hog's CD party!
guys i need your help! i am about to do something that is very unbecoming of a human!
ideas so far include- sharpie on the cd players lens, sand paper the lens, frozen paint balls (gun included), cross bow incident, anthrax (sooo expensive).... i need this to stop or ill be put in jail!
TB UNITE!
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Last edited by palm grease : 03-03-2008 at 11:25 AM.
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03-03-2008, 11:21 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Bos, MA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by palm grease  pretty sure she comes from a Barbadian voodoo ring of fire give you cold sores kinda background |  not cool.
you could just sing along. loudly. with death metal vocals.
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Originally Posted by D.M.N. that was like having a gorilla attempt to shove haggis down my ear canal. | |
03-03-2008, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by jomahu not cool.
you could just sing along. loudly. with death metal vocals. |
1. not cool i know! your tellin me! thing is i aint kidding!
2. tried the singing, whistlin, tappin fingers......everything!
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03-03-2008, 11:25 AM
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Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound | | Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Alexandria,VA | | | Maybe throw on some headphones and listen to music that you like? |
03-03-2008, 11:26 AM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | I take it this chick is fat bordering obese. |
03-03-2008, 11:27 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ottawa, Ont | | | calmly tell her that everyone has to work there and that you find it hard to work with music in the back ground. appeal to her sense of "lets get along"
if that doesn't work, bring in your own mixed cd of grateful dead jams, death metal and other nice music and play it.
when she complains, tell her nicely in a calm tone. "oh really? thats how you feel about my music? well thats exactly how I feel about your music". If she doesn't get the clue, move on to flamthrowers.
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03-03-2008, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by jive1 Maybe throw on some headphones and listen to music that you like? | i have! i still hear it! mind you i do have to answer calls as well...no she wont turn it down then either!
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03-03-2008, 11:28 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Newton, MA | | | How about some G.G.Allen or Dead Kennedys. Just play your stuff louder. When the bosses come to you and ask you to turn it down or change the cd cry.
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03-03-2008, 11:29 AM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | Replace her mixed CD with one that looks exactly like it except the new one has only one song "Big Butts." |
03-03-2008, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar I take it this chick is fat bordering obese. | are you under my desk?
yes, yes she is!
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03-03-2008, 11:29 AM
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Endorsing Artist: Kohlman Bassworks | | Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Hampton Roads, Virginia | | | Make up a new mix cd and give it to her. I'm surprised the powers that be didn't step in!! Most employers won't have that! Let alone even allow music to be played. |
03-03-2008, 11:30 AM
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Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound | | Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Alexandria,VA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar I take it this chick is fat bordering obese. | I was thinking that this guy might have a crush on her.  |
03-03-2008, 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Jonyak calmly tell her that everyone has to work there and that you find it hard to work with music in the back ground. appeal to her sense of "lets get along"
if that doesn't work, bring in your own mixed cd of grateful dead jams, death metal and other nice music and play it.
when she complains, tell her nicely in a calm tone. "oh really? thats how you feel about my music? well thats exactly how I feel about your music". If she doesn't get the clue, move on to flamthrowers. | too easy... and "the bosses wouldnt like that" thats what i was told!
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03-03-2008, 11:32 AM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by jive1 I was thinking that this guy might have a crush on her. | The two are not necessarily independent of each other. He could be into chubbies.  |
03-03-2008, 11:33 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cincinnati | | | Get a white noise generator and a 400 watt amp.
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03-03-2008, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by jive1 I was thinking that this guy might have a crush on her. | 
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03-03-2008, 11:34 AM
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Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound | | Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Alexandria,VA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar The two are not necessarily independent of each other. He could be into chubbies. | She might be interested in his chubby as well. |
03-03-2008, 11:35 AM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by palm grease are you under my desk?
yes, yes she is! | Yeah. Just stick with Maki. He's knows all. 
I've got the solution for you. Put chocolate into her CD Drive/Player and she'll think that she might have done it herself and the problem will quietly go away. |
03-03-2008, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar The two are not necessarily independent of each other. He could be into chubbies. | ok ok so ya want a pic?
how can i pull this off?
camera is ready to go, but the flash thingy makes a sound!
a pic will settle this argument quickly!
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03-03-2008, 11:36 AM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by palm grease ok ok so ya want a pic?
how can i pull this off?
camera is ready to go, but the flash thingy makes a sound!
a pic will settle this argument quickly! | Pic. Tell her that you're taking a pic of all your coworkers for your chick. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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