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01-25-2011, 04:03 PM
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01-25-2011, 04:09 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | Thats sweet, she actually got the officer back to her apartment, presumably, with the intention of attacking him with a dildo. (A dildo, not her dildo).
Probably the first time she had a man in her apartment in months...
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01-25-2011, 04:10 PM
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01-25-2011, 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by machine gewehr I happened to have a better experience, a peegasm. | |
01-25-2011, 04:25 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Lake Charles, La. | | | It could have been a butt plug she used to attack the officer.
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01-25-2011, 04:34 PM
|  | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Denver, CO. | | | Ever been over at a friend’s place when they forgot and left their “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” laying out.
Cause one time at band camp…
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Originally Posted by pacojas the only cool thing about this thread is that "SamanthaCay" posted!  | |
01-25-2011, 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by shadowtippy It could have been a butt plug she used to attack the officer. | Well, maybe she figured the officer was being an a-hole...
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01-25-2011, 04:36 PM
|  | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | Quote:
Originally Posted by buchananbass Ever been over at a friend’s place when they forgot and left their “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” laying out.
Cause one time at band camp… | 
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01-25-2011, 04:38 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | Quote:
Originally Posted by buchananbass Ever been over at a friend’s place when they forgot and left their “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” laying out.
Cause one time at band camp… | I got my fiancee a sex toy for the 2 of us to use together for Xmas. The box was sitting out on the couch when one of my friends came to visit. He may have learned a little more than he cared to know...
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01-25-2011, 04:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Lake Charles, La. | | | My late wife had left some of them out in our bedroom when the exterminator came to treat the house. He didn't spend much time there.
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01-25-2011, 04:45 PM
| | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Denver, CO. | | I lunged at a cop once with a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” but it was ok cause he liked it. 
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Originally Posted by pacojas the only cool thing about this thread is that "SamanthaCay" posted! | |
01-25-2011, 04:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | Was he really a stripper cop?
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01-25-2011, 04:52 PM
| | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Denver, CO. | | | Not, not a stripper cop but maybe a real cop or not a real cop.
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Originally Posted by pacojas the only cool thing about this thread is that "SamanthaCay" posted! | |
01-25-2011, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Relic Officer Dick Johnson is on the case! | I met someone named Richard Johnson today. |
01-25-2011, 11:40 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | It's really embarrassing when your kids find these things-
so I hear...
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01-25-2011, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by colcifer I met someone named Richard Johnson today. | A friend of mine is named Hugh Johnson.
No joke. |
01-26-2011, 09:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Mark Wilson A friend of mine is named Hugh Johnson.
No joke. | Does that friend happen to be alter ego? 
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Originally Posted by pacojas the only cool thing about this thread is that "SamanthaCay" posted! | |
01-26-2011, 09:09 AM
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01-26-2011, 03:31 PM
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01-26-2011, 03:48 PM
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