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02-09-2008, 06:37 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ontario | | | Insults for your Guitards
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Kay....It's time to share your favourite words to hurl at your guitard across a noisey stage when you are pissed with him (a constant state for me).
Here's what I call mine on a regular basis...
Prannock - Mildly Annoyed.
F****** Fart Knocker - Annoyed.
Twunt - Pissed.
Lets hear yours - I need some new ones!!
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02-09-2008, 06:37 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Maine/Vermont | | | why hurl words when you can hurl bottles? | 
02-09-2008, 07:05 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: Ontario | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Deluge Of Sound why hurl words when you can hurl bottles? |
Although we love to hate our brotherly experts in fretboard masterbation.....they still have to come back each night, I can't throw anything except insults, besides they are like hockey players....if you piss them off they do better...
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02-09-2008, 08:01 PM
|  | Registered User Endorsing Artist: see profile | | Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: toms_river.nj.us | | I call mine Dan... the other one is Chris. I actually respect their musical knowledge and creativity.... and they both respect and appreciate mine.
They are brothers so the battling is usually between them... the drummer and I stay clear  | 
02-09-2008, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hart I call mine Dan... the other one is Chris. I actually respect their musical knowledge and creativity....  | As I do mine, and he is a great guy, but ya gotta keep 'um on his toes don't ya??!!
Maybe I been too hard on the little bugger.
He is still a tard sometimes though.......
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02-09-2008, 08:24 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Union City, California | | My guitarist is pretty chill. He and his brother (the drummer) are twins, so I let them rip on one another and I just sit back and stay out of it  | 
02-09-2008, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by meev992 My guitarist is pretty chill. He and his brother (the drummer) are twins, so I let them rip on one another and I just sit back and stay out of it  | Does the fact that it really irritates me when someone replaces the word "cool" with the word "chill" make me old? 
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02-09-2008, 09:09 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Maine/Vermont | | | Not unless I'm old too.
Please don't tell me I'm old! | 
02-09-2008, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by HollowBassman Does the fact that it really irritates me when someone replaces the word "cool" with the word "chill" make me old?  | I've just learned to mentally replace it with rad. | 
02-09-2008, 09:13 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Hancock, MD | | Darn kids and their rebelious lingo. Get off my lawn, you'll kill the grass!
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02-09-2008, 09:16 PM
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02-09-2008, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by HollowBassman Darn kids and their rebelious lingo. Get off my lawn, you'll kill the grass! | I'm on your lawn...
mowing your grass. | 
02-09-2008, 09:35 PM
|  | is, against all odds, still a scuba viking. | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alta Loma, California | | | hey Meev, who's the HOTTIE on your band's myspace page with the band name on her boobs?
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02-09-2008, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by meev992 I'm on your lawn...
mowing your grass. | Whatever James 
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02-09-2008, 09:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: West Side SA | | | my guitar player is quite the team player.. he's cool | 
02-09-2008, 11:38 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Union City, California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by IconBasser hey Meev, who's the HOTTIE on your band's myspace page with the band name on her boobs? | oh her? that's NOTHING
you should've seen the three hotties that came to band practice the other day....oh god they had the nicest bodies. | 
02-09-2008, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by unclejam Whatever James  | lol
anyone who says "get off my lawn" on TB, I just reply with "I'm mowing it" | 
02-10-2008, 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted by HollowBassman Does the fact that it really irritates me when someone replaces the word "cool" with the word "chill" make me old?  | i'm only in my mid 20s and hearing chill makes me feel old.... 
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02-10-2008, 05:39 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Marathon Man | | | I attack subversively, by soloing by bridge pickup and playing Jaco licks! | 
02-10-2008, 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted by bigthemat i'm only in my mid 20s and hearing chill makes me feel old....  | Same here, dude. My brain refuses to accept anything like that.
I usually call my guitard '*******' under most conditions, no need for fancy expressions. 
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