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Old 02-09-2008, 06:37 PM
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Kay....It's time to share your favourite words to hurl at your guitard across a noisey stage when you are pissed with him (a constant state for me).

Here's what I call mine on a regular basis...

Prannock - Mildly Annoyed.

F****** Fart Knocker - Annoyed.

Twunt - Pissed.

Lets hear yours - I need some new ones!!
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why hurl words when you can hurl bottles?
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Old 02-09-2008, 07:05 PM
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why hurl words when you can hurl bottles?

Although we love to hate our brotherly experts in fretboard masterbation.....they still have to come back each night, I can't throw anything except insults, besides they are like hockey players....if you piss them off they do better...
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I call mine Dan... the other one is Chris. I actually respect their musical knowledge and creativity.... and they both respect and appreciate mine.

They are brothers so the battling is usually between them... the drummer and I stay clear
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I call mine Dan... the other one is Chris. I actually respect their musical knowledge and creativity....
As I do mine, and he is a great guy, but ya gotta keep 'um on his toes don't ya??!!

Maybe I been too hard on the little bugger.

He is still a tard sometimes though.......
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My guitarist is pretty chill. He and his brother (the drummer) are twins, so I let them rip on one another and I just sit back and stay out of it
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My guitarist is pretty chill. He and his brother (the drummer) are twins, so I let them rip on one another and I just sit back and stay out of it
Does the fact that it really irritates me when someone replaces the word "cool" with the word "chill" make me old?
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Not unless I'm old too.

Please don't tell me I'm old!
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Does the fact that it really irritates me when someone replaces the word "cool" with the word "chill" make me old?
I've just learned to mentally replace it with rad.
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Darn kids and their rebelious lingo.

Get off my lawn, you'll kill the grass!
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Darn kids and their rebelious lingo.

Get off my lawn, you'll kill the grass!
I'm on your lawn...

mowing your grass.
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hey Meev, who's the HOTTIE on your band's myspace page with the band name on her boobs?
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mowing your grass.
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my guitar player is quite the team player.. he's cool
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hey Meev, who's the HOTTIE on your band's myspace page with the band name on her boobs?
oh her? that's NOTHING

you should've seen the three hotties that came to band practice the other day....oh god they had the nicest bodies.
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anyone who says "get off my lawn" on TB, I just reply with "I'm mowing it"
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Does the fact that it really irritates me when someone replaces the word "cool" with the word "chill" make me old?
i'm only in my mid 20s and hearing chill makes me feel old....
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i'm only in my mid 20s and hearing chill makes me feel old....
Same here, dude. My brain refuses to accept anything like that.

I usually call my guitard '*******' under most conditions, no need for fancy expressions.
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