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Old 04-01-2011, 06:04 PM
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Old 04-01-2011, 06:18 PM
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Old 04-01-2011, 06:45 PM
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I chortle-ed
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Old 04-01-2011, 07:06 PM
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I tee-hee'd.
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Old 04-01-2011, 07:49 PM
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I tried.
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Old 04-01-2011, 07:58 PM
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Almost guffawed. Almost.
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Old 04-01-2011, 08:31 PM
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I snickered. Anyone else snicker?
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Old 04-01-2011, 08:33 PM
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Old 04-01-2011, 08:36 PM
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Old 04-01-2011, 08:37 PM
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There's a funny pic floating around with women explained scientifically; anyone know it?
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Old 04-01-2011, 08:38 PM
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I just made a noise I don't actually have a name for. I snorked? I fnorfled?

Let's go with fnorfled.
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Old 04-01-2011, 08:49 PM
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I just plain laughed.

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QTCM. Quietly Chuckling to Myself.
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Old 04-02-2011, 01:08 AM
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I time-traveled back to 1953 and showed my grandfather and he chuckled.
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Old 04-02-2011, 06:18 AM
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I time-traveled back to 1953 and showed my grandfather and he chuckled.
Ha! I just got back from time traveling too. You're going to guffaw in 2035 March 16 at 3:41 pm.
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