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Old 03-02-2008, 06:09 PM
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When a girl you talk to online tells you she likes you, how much of a chud do you feel like?
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Not only do I not know what a chud is, I just saw your picture.


She's not a girl, "she's" a forty-seven year old man who lives three streets away. His wardrobe is two or three bathrobes, all fading shades of Sunflower Yellow. His name is Sam, but he'll want you to call him Skipper. Don't comment on his comb-over.
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Old 03-02-2008, 06:16 PM
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Whatever a "chud" is, I only talk to women online I met in the real world.
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Old 03-02-2008, 06:19 PM
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mmmmm long live womenz from the intarnets..

BUT I'M NEVER LOGGING IN EVER AGAIN HERE. SCREW TB AND THE WOMENZ!!
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Old 03-02-2008, 06:25 PM
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Not only do I not know what a chud is, I just saw your picture.


She's not a girl, "she's" a forty-seven year old man who lives three streets away. His wardrobe is two or three bathrobes, all fading shades of Sunflower Yellow. His name is Sam, but he'll want you to call him Skipper. Don't comment on his comb-over.
HAHAHAHA!
Its ok I don mind your comb-over deluge, we gotta work with what God gave us, he just happened to supply you with an ample supply of bathr robes.
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Old 03-02-2008, 06:27 PM
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And bring chocolates.
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Old 03-02-2008, 06:28 PM
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mmmmm long live womenz from the intarnets..

BUT I'M NEVER LOGGING IN EVER AGAIN HERE. SCREW TB AND THE WOMENZ!!
RAWRZ TB IS A POWNZAURUS REXXX!
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And bring chocolates.
Chocolate on or off of my supple skin?
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Old 03-02-2008, 06:32 PM
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RAWRZ TB IS A POWNZAURUS REXXX!
dude, i'm teaching a student right now, and you made me crack up. he just looked at me.

i hit him and told him to do his scales again, but backwards. you see what you made me do? he's bleeding from his forehead because of you. your fault!

he paid up in full for next month.
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Old 03-02-2008, 06:35 PM
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dude, i'm teaching a student right now, and you made me crack up. he just looked at me.

i hit him and told him to do his scales again, but backwards. you see what you made me do? he's bleeding from his forehead because of you. your fault!

he paid up in full for next month.
you're browsing talkbass while teaching a student? Wow... I'd fire you.
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Old 03-02-2008, 06:36 PM
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dude, i'm teaching a student right now, and you made me crack up. he just looked at me.

i hit him and told him to do his scales again, but backwards. you see what you made me do? he's bleeding from his forehead because of you. your fault!

he paid up in full for next month.
You hit him?
I believe we call that positive reinforcement.
You must have attended Catholic School.
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Old 03-02-2008, 06:41 PM
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you're browsing talkbass while teaching a student? Wow... I'd fire you.
Yeah I wouldn't be too impressed. It'd be like the driving instructor that fell asleep when I was having a lesson.
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Old 03-02-2008, 06:49 PM
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There are two types of women on the internet. Those that feature in pornography and............well, that's about it really.
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it was better when i feel asleep teaching him one time. then i woke up and hit him.

i'm a great teacher, i don't snore.
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Old 03-02-2008, 07:09 PM
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I do hope you are being sarcastic...
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you bet, now don't wake me anymore.
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If you do he will hit you and make you pay for the privelage.
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Was it a naked girl?

It seems like most of the girls I see online are naked. So its probably a pretty good chance that she was. Even if she didn't tell you.
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Yeah I wouldn't be too impressed. It'd be like the driving instructor that fell asleep when I was having a lesson.
My driving instructor used to do just that. I'd wake him up after a half hour and he'd give me directions to the next students house. Of course, my dad already taught me how to drive when I was 12.
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Did you say chud or chub, because there's a big difference between the two?
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