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Old 07-07-2010, 05:46 PM
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Iran Bans Mullets And Ponytails

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Oh well. No Persian Cup Nascar rally then.
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Could have just banned the Camaro instead.
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Earlier this year, an Iranian cleric claimed women who wear revealing clothes cause natural disasters. Hojjat ol-eslam Kazem Sediqi, a prayer leader in Tehran, said: "Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes."
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Mullets, okay, I can understand. But Ponytails? Those have uses...
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I wonder if they can still have those truck tire planters out in their yards??
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I'm so glad that country exists. Really.
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I wonder if they can still have those truck tire planters out in their yards??
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Old 07-07-2010, 06:33 PM
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What's next, the sleeveless flannel shirt?
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Well let's see, they've already succeeded in getting rid of Gays, Music, and the Ponytail, so the sleeveless flannel shirt is probably on the chopping block, right next to Dickies.
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"Modesty and Veil Festival"? Now THERE's a Rockin' Gig!

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They're not making this up, folks.

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Looks like 5String can never visit.
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No mullets? I'm buying a ticket TONIGHT!
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Earlier this year, an Iranian cleric claimed women who wear revealing clothes cause natural disasters. Hojjat ol-eslam Kazem Sediqi, a prayer leader in Tehran, said: "Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society, which increases earthquakes."
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"Homosexuals now pervade and control American government at every level and branch. Thus, only those churches that support and promote the militant homosexual agenda enjoy religious freedom. Any church in America that dares to preach what the Bible says about soul-damning, nation-destroying moral filth of the vile homosexual beasts among us, loses all Constitutional guarantees of religious freedom and speech rights."
That's a quote from an American preacher. Of course, it wouldn't be fair to tarnish a whole country because of the words of one crazzy ass preacher would it?

In Mississippi, the sale of alcohol is prohibited in most of the state on Sundays. The history of these "blue" laws is fairly easy to research if anyone is keen. The point being that Iran isn't the only country that has crazy preaches and laws that many of us would consider to be rediculous and puritanical. Its just a question of degree.

Just so there is no confusion, I am not saying that Iran is in the right or that I support what their government does, but simply that its not difficult to find similar things in anyone's backyard (well, perhaps not Scandanavia, they are quite progressive!).

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Its just ridiculous what guys have to put up with under that sexually repressive regime.
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