Its been 10 years

Nyarlathotep · #1 09-02-2009, 09:03 PM

Since I last threw up.

The last time it was post wisdom teeth surgery with the anesthetic playing havok with my then unknown diabetic condition. High blood sugars + feasting unavoidably on your own internal fluids = not a fun time.

This time tho, I think it may have been too much McDoos yesturday morning. 2 breakfast burritos, 2 sausage mcmuffs (no egg), 2 hashbrowns and a large OJ. Between the muffs and the burritos I think I managed to ingest too much plastic cheese. I felt almost euphoric after eating all that but quickly felt like crap. I was the most sluggish mouth breather around.

Twas not fun this morning....

Thunderscreech · #2 09-02-2009, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyarlathotep

Since I last threw up.

The last time it was post wisdom teeth surgery with the anesthetic playing havok with my then unknown diabetic condition. High blood sugars + feasting unavoidably on your own internal fluids = not a fun time.

This time tho, I think it may have been too much McDoos yesturday morning. 2 breakfast burritos, 2 sausage mcmuffs (no egg), 2 hashbrowns and a large OJ. Between the muffs and the burritos I think I managed to ingest too much plastic cheese. I felt almost euphoric after eating all that but quickly felt like crap. I was the most sluggish mouth breather around.

Twas not fun this morning....

Ouch.

Last time for me was the Watermelon Vodka. I don't want to talk about that.

LCW · #3 09-02-2009, 09:12 PM

man thats gnarly, last time i threw up was from trying to chug rum.......bad idea.

But i had a similair experience with bed wetting. I wet the bed when i was 5 and did not do it again tell the day i graduated at 18. I split a 30 pack with a friend and passed out cold, i then realized when i awoke i peed myself.

why do i admit this

rr5025 · #4 09-02-2009, 09:26 PM

My last time was in Niagara Falls about a month ago (to the day almost). Our tradition is to be pretty much as drunk as possible when there (well those of us who don't gamble). So to reach my goal I decided to put back a litre and a half of Maudite (Canadian beer that is similar to a belgian beer). Well I had some fast food earlier that wasn't sitting well with me ( I never eat fast food), and I decided to chug the beer I had. Now this isn't the lightest beer around and a litre and a half is pretty filling. Bout an hour later we go to the strip club I have a beer and boom critical mass, stomach all filled up.

It wasn't very pretty at all!

Stigs · #5 09-02-2009, 10:02 PM

Now that I think about it, the last time I threw up due to something non-alcohol related was a very, very long time ago

TBrett · #6 09-02-2009, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Stigs

Now that I think about it, the last time I threw up due to something non-alcohol related was a very, very long time ago

+1

Solarmist · #7 09-03-2009, 01:52 AM

I think the same thing happened to Jerry Seinfeld

Happynoj · #8 09-03-2009, 03:46 AM

The last time I threw up was about 4 hours ago. And then the time before that was 3 hours previously. Karaoke is bad for my alcohol comsumption...

heroincredible · #9 09-03-2009, 04:13 AM

The last time I threw up was about 3 weeks ago, when a friend and I drank over a hundred dollars worth of shots of vodka at the bar. I think I had most of the shots, as we started the night at a 4:1 ratio. My chaser? Triple greyhounds (vodka and grapefruit juice). By the time we were going shot for shot, I had already downed about 12 shots. I also managed to consume all the grapefruit juice at the bar. I don't think I have ever been as drunk as I was that night. Didn't puke til the next morning though!

Nyarlathotep · #10 09-03-2009, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by LCW

why do i admit this

Cus its TBOT

Im surprised that no ones mentioned shergolds or fassa..... BTW my bass was on another floor in another room at the time. Pretty much as far away from me as possible.

As for alcohol related chucking, I got really drunk at my cousins wedding, must be 5 years ago now. I made such an ass of my self

What did I do the next day: I went out in a canoe on slightly choppy water. Didn't throw up tho

Guess I should've had McDoos

makanudo · #11 09-03-2009, 11:14 AM

2 weekends ago, beans and dark beer is not a good combo

Hoover · #12 09-03-2009, 03:19 PM

Last time I puked was 8 or 9 years ago.

We were drinking Tai Dyes at The Burrito Bar for hours and hours and hours and (etc. etc.)

...and then I decided to order some Squid On A Stick from an outdoor street vendor.

Apparently I started puking at 1:35AM and did not stop until 3:20AM. Continuous non-stop Flyin' Hawaiian projectile hurling for almost 2 straight hours. On the A Train in Manhattan. I remember almost none of it, but my shoes were a garish shade of pink/purple the next day, so I believe my cohorts' reports. To this day my friends still refer to this as "The Night Doctor Bob Died"

Webtroll · #13 09-03-2009, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by LCW

why do i admit this

Don't sweat it, Tinkles. Every couple of years I catch a bug and puke a bit and then it's over. Rarely does food do it but the Pizza Hut in Pflugerville got me twice. Considering I've eaten there twice that's a 100% sickness ratio so I'm not going back again (actually it's kept me out of all Pizza Huts since then).

**Mark Wilson** · #14 09-03-2009, 04:46 PM

Last time i puked was about 10 hours ago.

capnsandwich · #15 09-03-2009, 04:51 PM

Last time for me was in April from a Chipotle chicken burrito with black beans, sour cream, and their hot salsa. I think it was the sour cream that did me in on that one. Before that it was 2004 when I had gangrene in my gallbladder. I usually go 4-5 years before it's time again. Can't wait until 2013-14!!!

Tama · #16 09-03-2009, 04:54 PM

A few months ago at work.
Lunchtime...hamburger helper..extra dry and a whole lot of work getting it all up & out.
So very unpleasant.
I don't want to eat hamburger helper for a while.
Dave

RS · #17 09-03-2009, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Nyarlathotep

Since I last threw up.

This time tho, I think it may have been too much McDoos yesturday morning. 2 breakfast burritos, 2 sausage mcmuffs (no egg), 2 hashbrowns and a large OJ. Between the muffs and the burritos I think I managed to ingest too much plastic cheese. I felt almost euphoric after eating all that but quickly felt like crap. I was the most sluggish mouth breather around.

Even if you did not have a diabetic/blood sugar issue, I could see why your body would reject that massive about of fake, poisonous food.

Take care of yourself, please.

Hoover · #18 09-04-2009, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Webtroll

Rarely does food do it but the Pizza Hut in Pflugerville got me twice. Considering I've eaten there twice that's a 100% sickness ratio so I'm not going back again

Um... it's called Pflugerville, dude, that should tip you off right away!

RedCoatMonster · #19 09-04-2009, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Nyarlathotep

diabetic condition. High blood sugars

2 breakfast burritos, 2 sausage mcmuffs (no egg), 2 hashbrowns and a large OJ. <snip> I was the most sluggish mouth breather around.(

See a relationship there?

crayzee · #20 09-04-2009, 10:00 AM

Feb. 2007. I was the best man at my buddy's wedding. Buffet dinner. Stuffed myself and started drinking. Drank like a champ with almost no buzz until 12:30. Woke up the next morning in the hotel, looked at the toilet (puke all around it).

Buddy called me asking if I was ok. I told him I was great and then he asked me if I remembered the previous night. I told him I think I puked at the hotel.

He proceeded to tell me that I'd puked on the dancefloor at the hall just before we left (and just as the cleaning crew showed up) and once or twice into some empty kleenex boxes while waiting for the car.