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Old 05-12-2008, 02:16 PM
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As a lifeguard, it's how we roll.

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So how long before you turn the Pacific yellow?
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Why am I not surprised?
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Old 05-12-2008, 02:49 PM
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Old 05-12-2008, 03:14 PM
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So how long before you turn the Pacific yellow?
Yellow isn't the right color.
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Old 05-12-2008, 03:20 PM
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I wanted to see if anyone went in right away...I mean...we all know it happens.
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Old 05-12-2008, 03:28 PM
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Yellow isn't the right color.
Are you ill?????
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Are you ill?????
Maybe he was getting at pool's using chemicals which change colour with urine?
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Old 05-12-2008, 04:03 PM
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No all I'm saying is that you might want to avoid the smelly wet sand behind the lifeguard tower. The heavier jobs are left for the ocean when I'm working a boat shift. Hence the color reference.
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^The difference between romance and reality is the smell.
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I was expecting to get Rick Roll'ed from the sounds of your title... but it was funny nonetheless.
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you don't need to be a lifeguard... i do this all the time... in fact i just got back from swim team practice.... :P
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When I was in fourth or fifth grade, I would board a bus at my elementary school and go to the Boys Club. They had a fairly awesome olympic sized indoor pool. A certain amount of time before closing time, someone would come in to the pool area and call everyone who had ridden the bus to get out of the pool and go change.

One day they asked me to be the guy to get the bus boys out of the pool. So I went in and yelled "Aaaaaaaalllll bus boys!" the same way everyone else did. But they ignored me. So I tried it again. And they continued to ignore me. So I unzipped my pants and peed in the pool while standing at the edge next to one of the ladders.

That time everyone got out quickly.

I was banned from the Boys Club for life. Apparently they don't mind people peeing in the pool if they don't have to actually know about it, but if everyone watches you do it, it is somehow a big deal.
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