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05-12-2008, 02:16 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | It's how we roll...
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05-12-2008, 02:24 PM
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That is hilarious!
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05-12-2008, 02:32 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Modesto, CA | | | So how long before you turn the Pacific yellow?
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05-12-2008, 02:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland | | | Why am I not surprised?
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05-12-2008, 02:49 PM
| | | That guy has class.  | 
05-12-2008, 03:14 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by jady So how long before you turn the Pacific yellow? | Yellow isn't the right color.  | 
05-12-2008, 03:20 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Atlanta, GA | | | I wanted to see if anyone went in right away...I mean...we all know it happens.
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05-12-2008, 03:28 PM
|  | The older I get, the better I was. | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pasadena, CA | | | I don't swim in your toilet. Don't pee in my pool. | 
05-12-2008, 03:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Machias/Bangor, Maine | | Classy. 
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05-12-2008, 03:56 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College Station, Texas | | | that's awesome | 
05-12-2008, 03:59 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Modesto, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Yellow isn't the right color.  | Are you ill?????
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05-12-2008, 04:01 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland | | Quote:
Originally Posted by jady Are you ill????? | Maybe he was getting at pool's using chemicals which change colour with urine?
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05-12-2008, 04:03 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | No all I'm saying is that you might want to avoid the smelly wet sand behind the lifeguard tower. The heavier jobs are left for the ocean when I'm working a boat shift. Hence the color reference. | 
05-12-2008, 04:09 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland | | Ah right . . . horrific . . . thanks 
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05-12-2008, 04:20 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | ^The difference between romance and reality is the smell. | 
05-12-2008, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar ^The difference between romance and reality is the smell. | Amen to that Brother Maki!!!!!
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05-12-2008, 05:10 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: On The Bayou | | | smelly grouper | 
05-12-2008, 05:56 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: montreal, qc, Canada | | I was expecting to get Rick Roll'ed from the sounds of your title... but it was funny nonetheless.  | 
05-12-2008, 06:06 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Houston, TX | | | you don't need to be a lifeguard... i do this all the time... in fact i just got back from swim team practice.... :P
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05-12-2008, 07:17 PM
|  | <-- That guy looks like me, but old. | | Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Arlington TX | | | When I was in fourth or fifth grade, I would board a bus at my elementary school and go to the Boys Club. They had a fairly awesome olympic sized indoor pool. A certain amount of time before closing time, someone would come in to the pool area and call everyone who had ridden the bus to get out of the pool and go change.
One day they asked me to be the guy to get the bus boys out of the pool. So I went in and yelled "Aaaaaaaalllll bus boys!" the same way everyone else did. But they ignored me. So I tried it again. And they continued to ignore me. So I unzipped my pants and peed in the pool while standing at the edge next to one of the ladders.
That time everyone got out quickly.
I was banned from the Boys Club for life. Apparently they don't mind people peeing in the pool if they don't have to actually know about it, but if everyone watches you do it, it is somehow a big deal.
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