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Old 02-26-2009, 09:25 AM
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It's Onion time again!!!

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http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...nt_video_games
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hhahaha that was really, really good. I'm a big gamer so this tickled my fancy
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Old 02-26-2009, 12:16 PM
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That was good but I'm almost crying over this one:
http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...tupid_piece_of


*harsh language content.
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I love the onion.
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Old 02-26-2009, 12:23 PM
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This is my favorite in a while:

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...ssant_drug_for

I fired up some of their fake gift boxes, last Xmas and they killed. (For a minute, my boss was actually stoked to check out his new Visor-Ga-Nizer. )
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I'm new here but not new to the onion. I remember this from some years back and thought it was funny and on topic for this forum. Don't know if it has been posted here before or not:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28634
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Old 02-26-2009, 12:35 PM
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Mark's still having trouble with this one.
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Old 02-26-2009, 01:24 PM
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OMG, the onion is so frighteningly funny and true at the same time that it's incredible.
I cant stop laughing
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Here's an oldie but goodie. one of my all time favorites!

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30832
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ROFL, Fallout 3 is the best game ever!

I can't stop playing it...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84phU...re=uploademail

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Old 01-24-2011, 03:54 PM
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I love the Onion but do they have to run a 30-second ad before every 2-minute video clip?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84phU...re=uploademail

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that was brutally hilarious.
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It made me wince and laugh at the same time.
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Still, my all time favorite (religious folks with no sense of humor, move along nothing to see here): http://www.theonion.com/articles/god...ittle-boy,475/

And a close second: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyph_DZa_GQ

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Still, my all time favorite (religious folks with no sense of humor, move along nothing to see here): http://www.theonion.com/articles/god...ittle-boy,475/

And a close second: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyph_DZa_GQ
OMG! I've never seen that one! That's SOOOOOOO messed up!
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I'm even happier that the ad for the movie was a trailer for Dead Space 2.
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