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Old 03-31-2010, 09:08 AM
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I've decided to be fat. ( A small rant)

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I'm so sick of guys just being friends with me to hit on me, girls being competitive and catty with me. I'm tired of all of it. People will have to like me for who I am if I put on some weight.... right? I'm just sick of it. Nobody seems to care who I really am and people just want to dress me up like a doll. I'm not a goddamn doll... Grrr. I'm irritated. Anyway, I'll post pictures of my fatness. Lol.
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:09 AM
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Has anyone seen fassa recently?

I don't think adding weight is the best option. You should just wear sweatpants and pajamas everywhere. That will stop some of the boys.
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:10 AM
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No pics no friends. Also, no pics no skinny hotness.

Better pay up.
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:17 AM
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Has anyone seen fassa recently?
I saw Fassa in the flesh once.


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Old 03-31-2010, 09:19 AM
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I saw Fassa in the flesh once.


That is all.
Was that the last thing you've ever seen?
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Was that the last thing you've ever seen?
If the glare off of her naked flesh didn't blind him, the bleach he put in his eyes did.
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What's that? My Braille printer is on the fritz again.
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:24 AM
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:26 AM
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Yeah, being thin and hot can be such a burden.

Where are my donuts?
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:27 AM
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Meh, don't sweat it, I don't know about outside of TB but here, we like you for being you which is why we tease you and hit on you. I'd be far more worried if we ignored you completely.
Think about it - you could really be a 400-lb fat guy sitting naked behind a computer and we would really have no idea would we? (Please for the love of god, NO one post a pic of a 400-lb guy sitting behind a computer!!!)

We only really know you from your postings and you seem like a cool person, you've actually grown on me. I have a hot wife, 3 kids and a killer sex life, so if I ever "hit" on you it's because I like you and not because I'm trying to get jiggy wit' it.
Now KeithBMI on the other hand...
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:27 AM
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Que link to thread about 13 year old girl who killed herself because she was too "pretty".
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:29 AM
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Meh, don't sweat it, I don't know about outside of TB but here, we like you for being you which is why we tease you and hit on you. I'd be far more worried if we ignored you completely.
Think about it - you could really be a 400-lb fat guy sitting naked behind a computer and we would really have no idea would we? (Please for the love of god, NO one post a pic of a 400-lb guy sitting behind a computer!!!)

We only really know you from your postings and you seem like a cool person, you've actually grown on me. I have a hot wife, 3 kids and a killer sex life, so if I ever "hit" on you it's because I like you and not because I'm trying to get jiggy wit' it.
Now KeithBMI on the other hand...
Relic!

Shut.
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I'm trying to get pictures up in this biotch.
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:30 AM
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Meh, don't sweat it, I don't know about outside of TB but here, we like you for being you which is why we tease you and hit on you. I'd be far more worried if we ignored you completely.
Think about it - you could really be a 400-lb fat guy sitting naked behind a computer and we would really have no idea would we? (Please for the love of god, NO one post a pic of a 400-lb guy sitting behind a computer!!!)

We only really know you from your postings and you seem like a cool person, you've actually grown on me. I have a hot wife, 3 kids and a killer sex life, so if I ever "hit" on you it's because I like you and not because I'm trying to get jiggy wit' it.
Now KeithBMI on the other hand...
Yes, but going by female Standard Opperating Procedures, if we were to ignore her completely she'd be totally hot for us.
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:30 AM
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Yes! Start eating heavily....... And welcome to the dark side

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Old 03-31-2010, 09:30 AM
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do you really just want to be a guy's off-night? really, is that what you want?
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:32 AM
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Relic!

Shut.
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I'm trying to get pictures up in this biotch.
Sorry sorry ! But sheesh, She's not going to post pics...she wouldn't even 'fess up to granny panties or thongs last night!
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:32 AM
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OMG!!!! not again,... (this girl-gurl is hilarious).
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:34 AM
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Seriously, dress down and all that hassle will go away. Not that you would do this, but I am amazed when women dress to, lets say, show off their boobs, and then complain men are looking at them.

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Sorry sorry ! But sheesh, She's not going to post pics...she wouldn't even 'fess up to granny panties or thongs last night!
Edit: Never mind, I don't need anymore infractions, at least until June.
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I came to read some emo crap but i cant see any OP post.
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