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07-11-2010, 10:45 PM
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So I walk out back to grab a smoke, and there's this mass orgy of Japanese Beetles going on, literally. I see a bunch of couples doing the humpty hump, and even scoped out a couple of threesomes.
I don't get these bugs, and why they haven't died out. They reproduce only to have them fly around, land on their backs and die. |
07-11-2010, 10:48 PM
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Why didn't you take a pic?
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07-11-2010, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Marco A. Mayer Why didn't you take a pic? | I didn't want to mess up their mood.
However, I did get out a tiny CD player and threw on some Luther Vandross for the love-fest. |
07-11-2010, 11:19 PM
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07-12-2010, 02:21 AM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar | Sure they all look like them, but do they SOUND like them? |
07-12-2010, 02:42 AM
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07-12-2010, 02:45 AM
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Originally Posted by jive1 So I walk out back to grab a smoke, and there's this mass orgy of Japanese Beetles going on, literally. I see a bunch of couples doing the humpty hump, and even scoped out a couple of threesomes. | Beetle porn... hmmm! ME LIKEY! Quote:
Originally Posted by jive1 I don't get these bugs, and why they haven't died out. They reproduce only to have them fly around, land on their backs and die. | The whole point of life is to reproduce and expand your species. Technically, life's just Grow → Reproduce → Die. Why? I don't have a freakin clue! Guess it's just the law of nature 
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07-12-2010, 06:31 AM
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07-12-2010, 06:44 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lakeland, FL | | I like when the stupid little bastids fly into my bug zapper. They actually burst into flames sometimes. They have to be the dumbest, most useless critter God ever created  Besides our Florida Love Bugs   |
07-12-2010, 10:48 AM
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07-12-2010, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by shadowtippy Florida doesn't have a monopoly on love bugs. We have more than our share of them in South Louisiana. | OK, I should have said our southern love bugs |
07-12-2010, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar | Thats what I thought when I first saw the thread. |
07-12-2010, 11:17 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Eh? | | | Well, to quote Maki, beetles are all about quantity.
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07-12-2010, 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by jive1 I didn't want to mess up their mood. | liar, it's because you're still using a Star-Tac.
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07-12-2010, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by NJL liar, it's because you're still using a Star-Tac. | Or maybe a Jitterbug |
07-12-2010, 01:43 PM
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07-12-2010, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by champbassist The whole point of life is to reproduce and expand your species. Technically, life's just Grow → Reproduce → Die. Why? I don't have a freakin clue! Guess it's just the law of nature | I guess the Japanese Beetles, as useless and dumb as they are, are good at screwing and reproducing. |
07-12-2010, 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by jive1 I guess the Japanese Beetles, as useless and dumb as they are, are good at screwing and reproducing. | Sounds a lot like my brother.........
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07-12-2010, 01:46 PM
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Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound | | Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Alexandria,VA | | | So this morning, I go out back for a smoke, and I see a bunch of dead beetles on their backs where the orgy once was. I guess the sex must have been real good. |
07-12-2010, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by jive1 So this morning, I go out back for a smoke, and I see a bunch of dead beetles on their backs where the orgy once was. I guess the sex must have been real good. | ...worth dying for...
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