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02-18-2008, 08:54 PM
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Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan | | Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Bakersfield California | | | Jared sucks.
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And now instead of a goofy looking fat nerd...
He is a goofy looking skinny nerd.
I saw a subway commercial about his weight loss today.
So, out of spite... I made 2 huge quesadillas. dumped all kinds of sour cream and salsa on them. and demolished them.
Jared sucks.
*eats a cookie.* |
02-18-2008, 08:55 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Urbana, IL | | | Rock on, mike, rock on.
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02-18-2008, 08:57 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lakeland, FL | | He used to be a man of huge caliber. Now he's not even half the man he used to be.  |
02-18-2008, 08:59 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Central Southern Massachusetts | | | Dude, didja file that away for the past decade, and stumbled upon it now? I've never known him as anything but a skinny nerd with an impossibly unfortunate hairline.
Good call on the quesadillas. I want a couple fish tacos in the worst way. |
02-18-2008, 09:00 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Dallas-ish Texas | | | I thought you might have been my ex-singer who was ranting about my guitarist. His name happens to be Jared.
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02-18-2008, 09:03 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Central Southern Massachusetts | | 
Yup. They do a whole lotta suckin. |
02-18-2008, 09:08 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Urbana, IL | | 
He was pretty good in concert... but those eyes freak me the hell out.
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02-18-2008, 09:09 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Northern Ontario | | I remember the one commercial where Jared rudely interrupts the dude at the next table (without turning around) something about the grams of fat in his sub or something...
I so wanted to see the dude just get up and start wailing on him non stop...but sadly it never happened  |
02-18-2008, 09:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Northern Ontario | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Trevorus 
He was pretty good in concert... but those eyes freak me the hell out. | This Jared (Syn)'s eye freaks me the hell out too  |
02-18-2008, 09:39 PM
|  | I'm a tumbler, born under punches | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Northern California | | | I hate him (and the jewelry outlet) for sapping some of my name's cachet.
Plus, am I the only one that thinks the Subway guy looks like he's wearing a Mrs. Doubtfire type mask? His face looks all rubbery and fake to me. |
02-18-2008, 09:40 PM
| | Something about gumption | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Napa, CA | | | I haven't actually seen jared in a commercial in a while. I think he started gaining weight again, so Subway had to kill him, which is why they only have pictures of him now.
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02-18-2008, 09:48 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Northern Ontario | | Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBigO I hate him (and the jewelry outlet) for sapping some of my name's cachet.
Plus, am I the only one that thinks the Subway guy looks like he's wearing a Mrs. Doubtfire type mask? His face looks all rubbery and fake to me. |  |
02-18-2008, 09:56 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Ontario, Canada | | | Hey, welcome to 2000! Nice to know the whole Y2K thing was a hoax eh? |
02-19-2008, 09:31 AM
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Endorsing Artist: Mesa/Boogie - Shop Manager/Tech, SF Guitarworks | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA | | | Why is it that Subway is using Jared to promote the health aspects of their sandwiches at the same time they are using Peter Griffin telling customers to "stuff their face"? |
02-19-2008, 09:42 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Detroit | | | Okay. Here's my options.
Go to Subway and spend a little over 6 bucks to get a sammich a bag of chips and a pop, and not be happy with the size of the sammich.
Or go to the local pizza/ribs shop and order me a deluxe sub with capicola and yellow peppers, a bag of chips and a pop, get a better tasting sub with FRESH ingredients instead of fast-food stale stagnant sittin-out-in-the-open-for-6-to-10-days-straight ingredients, and only pay $4.74.
And for the record, I'm now currently on the phone ordering me up one of these wonderful sammiches. Screw Subway!!! |
02-19-2008, 09:43 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Charleston, WV | | | So, I went to subway yesterday and was greeted by this lifesize cardboard Jared. His sign was hocking whatever subway is trying to tell you is healthy today. I start looking up at the menu and low and behold. Now subway has designated a whole square of their menu to tell you got buy double meet subs. This is an option they've always had. It's and add on like getting bacon...but now they are advertising it with a whole menu square.
Thanks Doctors and Associates. No need to read the Hippocratic Oath, just assume it means you need to be a hypocite.
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02-19-2008, 10:00 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Northern Ontario | | | Heck, I'd be satisfied with someone kickin the crap out of the cardboard cutout of Jared, that would be sweet. |
02-19-2008, 10:15 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: footballscannotbekickediguess | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mon Rominee
Yup. They do a whole lotta suckin. | Mon Rominee went to Jared..
He went to Jared
He went to Jared
He went to Jared....
It makes me want to order Head On, apply directly to your forehead, Head On, apply directly to your forehead, Head On
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02-19-2008, 10:18 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Central Southern Massachusetts | | Quote:
Originally Posted by The Golden Boy Mon Rominee went to Jared..
He went to Jared
He went to Jared
He went to Jared....
It makes me want to order Head On, apply directly to your forehead, Head On, apply directly to your forehead, Head On | Hahahahaha....just to quell any rumours, I was NOT the lame-o waiter at the ritzy restaurant with the flambe thing at the end..  |
02-19-2008, 10:33 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: footballscannotbekickediguess | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mon Rominee Hahahahaha....just to quell any rumours, I was NOT the lame-o waiter at the ritzy restaurant with the flambe thing at the end.. | That maitre'd's movements at the end are just CREEPY.
I'm glad you're not him.
Why do we always talk about jewelry stores?
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